dave mathews

Sitting down to a taxpayer-subsidised lunch before voting against extending free school meals for deprived kids was bad enough. But what kind of depraved pond scum would use the horror of a 200,000-killer pandemic to siphon £billions to their mates for shit that doesn't work?

@SqSehrish Helium-filled tortoise weighs -4kg. Rabbit plus tortoise =10kg Fox = 24kg So fox + rabbit + tortoise =34kg.

You think its easy... Until you try solving 🙄

@Grob2point0 @codek_tv ? x+y=300 x-y=200 x+y+x-y=300+200=500 2x=500 x=250 y=300-250=50 Dog = 50

@codek_tv x + y = 300 x - y = 200 (x + y) + (x - y) = 2x 300 + 200 = 500 2x = 500 2x / 2 = x x = 500/2 x = 250 250 - y = 200 y = 50 The dog is 50 cm tall. This is just basic high school algebra.

How tall is the dog ?

@codek_tv 50

@lucaswrtr @Aestheticsn1 Your left hand is much bigger than your right hand.

@Aestheticsn1 wait... am I missing something, or is this actually the correct answer?

Don't scroll, Answer this Only 1% will get this right

@lucaswrtr @Aestheticsn1 Well, technically, although the actual days difference doesn't change, the age integers might. So while older sibling might be 54 now, their sister could actually be 50, 49 or 51.

@tommyboy0690 If this is true they should continue to supply false information as the British did in WW2.

@atensnut Special effects. A firecracker underneath the cutting deck. Nothing to do with the engine. Purely for clicks.

WUT? Man’s lawnmower suddenly explodes! What would cause that?

Listen and weep

@Jan51478528 Oh not that tired old bollocks, Jan. That story was debunked days ago. It was yoga. Lots of schools are doing it.

In my day we made Easter bonnets, went rabbit shooting with Uncle Malcolm and enjoyed hot cross buns at school. A school in Sevenoaks has banned Easter and kids are now on prayer mats facing Mecca . Kent has fallen

@keewa It's very hard when people - usually entertainers - show themselves for who they really are. I don't just mean the Saviles and Gadds (Glitter). But the Claptons, the Cleeses and the Lipmans. Arses really.

We do not care Maureen, not an ounce

@TonySmi48995011 @SeverianoNessus @mtracey Nah, it was peas makers. Blessed are the peas makers. For they shall run with the wind.

@SeverianoNessus @mtracey And the cheese makers.

Pete Hegseth, at today's Christian Prayer & Worship Service at the Pentagon, prays for Almighty God to "pour out your wrath" and "break the teeth of the ungodly." He begs the Almighty to sanction "overwhelming violence" against "those who deserve no mercy"

@SeverianoNessus @mtracey Wait. Which one of the #TenCommandments was 'Yeah, Bro, kill em all'?

@mtracey Yes, Pete, we must kill every Iranian man, woman and child every ox and sheep, every goat and donkey smite them down! It’s what God would’ve wanted

@mtracey Does he provide any clarity on who are "those who deserve no mercy"? Does he mean the #Trump family? Or the #Netanyahu family?

@LePapillonBlu2 With all dues respect, can I warmly invite Sara Netanyahu to fuck right off?

Sara Netanyahu, wife of Benjamin Netanyahu, said that her children are the real victims today. She stated they have faced shaming and violence simply for being his children, adding: “Personal attacks on children must be condemned everywhere.” HELLO? What about the children that are being starved to death and are slaughtered in Gaza??

@dlsmith55898295 @SamCKx What does the word 'missionary' mean? Who were the white men and women who went to Africa and Asia with a mission to convert everyone - the so-called 'heathens' - to Christianity? Who were the crusaders who invaded the Middle East, killing all who wouldn't convert?

@SamCKx There are numerous videos of Muslim clerics explaining that they have come to the West to conquer it and bring it under the dominion of Islam in service to Allah. Have you seen any of these videos, and if not, would you be willing to do more research?

I can no longer hold my tongue seeing the utter lies being spread about Britain, our history of migration, and how this country was built into what it is today. For those so deeply buried in fake news, manufactured outrage and billionaire‑funded propaganda, I’m going to lay out the truth – and exactly why you’re being fed all this poison. Britain was never a sealed white island. From Roman times there were African soldiers stationed on Hadrian’s Wall and living in British towns, people from across the empire walking these roads nearly 2,000 years ago. Through the Middle Ages and Tudor England you still find Black people in the records – sailors, craftsmen, servants, musicians – even Black musicians at the royal court and Africans being baptised, marrying and being buried in English parishes like anyone else. This isn’t some modern experiment; it’s older than half the castles people visit on their bank‑holiday tours. As Britain went out into the world, the world came here. Sailors and traders from India, Yemen and beyond were arriving in British ports from the 1600s. Some of those men were practising a new faith to most Britons at the time, praying quietly in boarding houses near the docks while they worked brutal shifts in the engine rooms of British ships. Over the centuries, more people from North Africa, the Middle East and South Asia passed through and settled, bringing their languages, foods and beliefs into port cities that were far more mixed than today’s nostalgia merchants like to admit. After two world wars, the truth is simple: this country asked the Commonwealth to come and rebuild it. People from the Caribbean, Africa and South Asia didn’t sneak in; they were recruited. They came to drive buses and trains, staff the NHS, work in mills and foundries, clean offices, run corner shops, open takeaways and small businesses, and yes, build prayer spaces and community centres alongside churches and temples in the neighbourhoods everyone now pretends were always “traditional” and “unchanged”. They did the work that kept Britain going while being told to go home, refused housing, and treated as permanent outsiders. And what have they been paid back with? Scandals where people who’ve lived, worked and paid taxes here for decades get told they don’t belong. Policies designed to make life so hostile that some give up and leave. A media that uses their names, accents, clothes or places of worship as props in endless scare stories. The message is always the same: you might toil for this country, but you will never fully be of it. So when you hear that “Britain was white until recently” or that the country has been “overrun”, understand that you don’t arrive at that belief by accident. You get there because your history has been deliberately ripped out and replaced with a comforting myth: that “real” Britain is white, homogenous, and constantly under siege from people who look, speak or pray differently. Now look at when this myth has been turned up to max volume. Wages frozen. Housing a sick joke. Energy and food prices out of control. Public services hacked to pieces. At the same time, the number of people hoarding unimaginable wealth at the top has exploded. Funny, isn’t it, how every front page is about boats and “swarms” and “our culture”, and almost never about the landlords, hedge funds, private equity and offshore trusts quietly buying up your city and your future. That’s because this isn’t just prejudice; it’s a strategy. If you’re sitting on a mountain of wealth, the last thing you want is ordinary people – of every colour and background – realising they have the same problems and the same enemy. Much safer if the factory worker is furious at the new family down the road. Much safer if the person who can’t see a doctor blames the nurse with an accent instead of the minister who cut the funding. Much safer if a man who can’t afford his rent spends his rage on the woman in a headscarf at the bus stop instead of the billionaire who owns half his city. Racist rhetoric, religious dog‑whistling, all of it, exists to break solidarity. It turns neighbours into enemies and stops people seeing that Black, brown and white working‑class communities have far more in common with each other than any of them will ever have with the people flying in on private jets. It keeps you so busy policing skin colour, passports and prayer mats that you never get round to asking why your kids can’t afford a home, why your parents can’t get a hospital bed, why you’re working harder and standing still. The real story of Britain is this: a crossroads, not a fortress. Africans on Hadrian’s Wall. Black people in Tudor courts and city streets. Sailors, traders and workers from South Asia, the Middle East and beyond in the ports. Caribbean, African and Asian workers rebuilding the country after the war, staffing surgeries and hospitals, driving cabs, running shops, cooking food, teaching kids. Today’s multi‑ethnic, multi‑faith working class is not a glitch; it is Britain. It built this place and it keeps it running. If you’re genuinely angry about what’s happening to this country, good. You should be. But aim it where it belongs. Britain was never pure, never untouched, never “theirs” to take back. The people ruining your standard of living are not the ones risking their lives to get here, or the ones whose names you struggle to pronounce. They’re the ones buying politicians, owning media outlets, writing the story of this country so you never learn your own – and never realise who is standing beside you.

As evidence mounts upon evidence, atrocity upon atrocity, war crime upon war crime, how can you continue to support the Israeli State @Keir_Starmer? How can you call it an ally? #IsraeliGenocide @UKLabour theguardian.com/world/2026/mar…

@Alisha26221 243

Looks simple.... But it's not , what comes next?🤔

@LilyGrace_09 one

One of the toughest riddle Only 0.1% people know about this 👇

@RockyWired 15 - unfolded as I read it.

Only Genius can solve this What is the value of b ?

@chefsevenn Is a 40% tip normal in the USA?

YES or NO?