john blaze

@MurrayHillGuy1 You sound gay as hell

We all know this guy. He’s got "He/Him" in his bio right next to a link for his failed SoundCloud, and spends 40 minutes explaining why "positionless basketball" is a metaphor for late-stage capitalism to a girl who just wanted to watch the Knicks. That’s the look of a woman realizing she’s dating a guy who wears a vintage sweatshirt from a thrift store and uses the word "visceral" to describe a layup. Every man dreams of finding the beautiful mid like this to match his unique quirks and listen to his weird takes on life

@RabsReporter @theblockspot Why is everyone picking OKC here? Boston has the most playoff experience out of everyone and they’ve proven they can win a championship already. Plus they beat OKC with both at full strength l. I get it, the analytics love OKC, but is that the only thing?

@theblockspot If the NBA Finals comes down to OKC/Boston, I'll give OKC the edge. They're more battle tested to me, though I think the Celtics can turn this into a seven-game series.

Celtics were supposedly in a “gap year.” Thunder did it last year. Lakers are banged up. Pistons are so young. Spurs are so young. You don’t trust the Raptors. You don’t trust the Hawks. You don’t trust the Knicks. You don’t trust the Cavs. Who is going to win the NBA Finals ???

@charliejessupp @KingSnow84 @PolymarketHoops I would amend that to finals appearance. But we gotta win if we get there obviously

@KingSnow84 @PolymarketHoops No Celtics fan thinks it’s a gap year at this point lol. Anything less than a championship and the season is a failure

Best Knicks team in decades vs. the gap-year Celtics, the second round matchup…🔥 Who wins in a 7-game series 👀

@danabeers 2022 clears

This was right up there with the 2016-2017 Isaiah Thomas Celtics for my favorite all time regular season Celtics teams. Just great vibes. Always play hard. Outplaying expectations. Let’s go get banner 19

@markvalorian @perplexity_ai People are justifiably hesitant to pitch shorts

@perplexity_ai How do you go into a competition like this…and build the entire pitch with an AI program as a college student…and NOT pitch a short idea on software??? Come on guys, it was just an absolute layup.

Over the past two weeks, students researched and prepared stock pitches with Perplexity Computer. Now the top 5 finalists will present live for $17,500 in prizes to our panel of judges. Watch today’s live pitches from 9–10:30 AM PST: pplx.ai/pitch/finals

@sponhourm Dude what do you think? You’re old enough to have seen multiple world cups by now

How good do you have to be to win the World Cup? Is it like only the top 2-3 teams can really win the whole thing or could the 12th best team get hot and win it all?

@nypost She needs to clean her tongue

‘DWTS’ pro Gleb Savchenko calls Brooks Nader the ‘worst sex’ he’s ever had trib.al/0XjMmGQ

@sadgirlyboss -150 odds

every time someone asks my brother if he is going to marry his girlfriend he says, “she’s currently the front runner”

@CulturedUpdatez Why is she constantly bringing up her private life and husband? I’ve never seen anyone in sports or any field for that matter do that this frequently lmao

🚨Dianna Russini says she acts differently with the guys at work than she does with her Husband at home “I have to be different with these guys” 😳 This clip was from 2 months ago before the recent drama w/ Mike Vrabel

@JoFromSWPhilly @Tonysmarkettips Those kids are def on twitter these days too. They’ll be informed as hell

@Tonysmarkettips I feel bad for the kids man. I know how those hallways are in middle and high school.

We all know someone like Dianna Russini and, if my radar is correct, she’s having a great day and loving the attention while Mr. Vrabel, Mrs. Vrabel, and Mr. Russini are not.

@MoneyJuicee @CollegeFBPortal @DMRussini @FanDuel She’s a sports reporter too, like why is she constant bringing up her marriage? Never seen anything like this

@CollegeFBPortal @DMRussini @FanDuel Worse kind of woman. Talking about your husband to other guys

WILD: Dianna Russini says she and her husband are divorcing at the end of the year: “We’ve never been more disconnected in our lives. Our text messages look like two robots.” 😳

@jackson_steve @CollegeFBPortal @DMRussini @FanDuel This woman sucks

@CollegeFBPortal @DMRussini @FanDuel Happy for her husband. She seems like a miserable B.

@BanksTheGr8 This is legit insane. What’s wrong with this woman holyyy

Jesus Christ. Someone do a wellness check on her husband dawg😭😭😭

@ShotgunnSuge @nabba26 I’d be scared too

@nabba26 He got a wife and kid and instead of having a normal injury timeline he decides to come back the nigga is a weirdo

This kinda just shows how much of a weirdo loser Tatum is

@goalking69 @NickJFuentes Dude who still defends trump? You have to genuinely be the biggest of retards. I don’t mean that lightly

@NickJFuentes The truth is he hates everything trump does now because he is being paid off by the left and the east to hate on trump. Fuentes bought out cause he has no values towards his country.

TACO 🌮❤️

@litcapital Why is Avis catching strays

Trump: "a whole civilization will die tonight" Avis Budget Rentals: +15% UnitedHealth: +10% Paramount: +9%

@BigDick_Rick420 @TimothyJones92 @Sonnyferg69 He’s literally right

@TimothyJones92 @Sonnyferg69 Just absolutely no way this is a real tweet 😂

Hanging out with a girl tonight at her place. We plan to watch Netflix and hopefully I'll get some play. Here is my itinerary leading up to it: -5 PM - Beat my meat (so I last longer later) -5:30 - Take a shower, shave my chest and genitals -6 PM - Get a solid meal in 6:30 PM - Brush teeth, mouthwash, deodorant, etc. - 7 PM - Get to her place and hopefully do the deed Any changes I should make?

@MoldinGreatness @lockedupjb Eh. We were more complete that year than the warriors and had just gone through a gauntlet. It was a winnable series

@lockedupjb That Finals series still haunts me till this day lol they whooped our ass man 😂🤦🏾‍♂️ but it’s cool though, we weren’t ready for the moment yet

Jaylen Brown on how they lost the 2022 Finals: “We was in a drop coverage on Steph Curry. We should have never been in a drop coverage.”

@ORNGE_m @neppy You’re fucked buddy

@neppy What if I’m 14

You’re 24. Relax. You have time.

@ethanrkho Good stuff dude. As a student, I honestly couldn’t find many pods that interview fund managers like this on a regular basis. Been a true gem in the rotation