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@NicholasTallan3 They’re practically giving that shit away

There are some idiots from Midland selling Permian Basin deals at #NAPE. They don’t know what they got, booth #1853.

When the bartender hands me my 16th ice cold miller lite at 11:45am

have you ever been soo stressed and you look in the mirror and you are like wow ok great i’m fucking ugly too

@FracSlap abnb.me/5wGWsP9oMzb

@TessaRuckman @zac_autry @GraysonVines Y’all fuckin? 👀😎

@PermianLandman Best thing I’ve ever seen

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@PresidentPetra Large thnx 😁

@NicholasTallant Don’t do it bro

White niggas see their opps and be like “we got company”

obsessed w this lady at the Vietnamese restaurant i just ordered from where i asked for extra sauce and she said one is enough

@xxxnoey Run it back

Rip 2 me

@Ro11Ju1k He’s on TikTok vm.tiktok.com/TTPdBTU3cU/

i know I’m shooting in the dark here but I’m hoping I find someone who knows what I’m talking about.. does anyone know of/remember Krispy Kreme, goes by Froggy Fresh now.. he thought Beyoncé was cute & appeared on Tosh.0 once, had a buddy named Mike in all his videos? anyone? 😭

@AlexGeorge5 @barstoolsports They should hire you

Expose yourself @barstoolsports 👀

@KP4FREE If you have an iPhone go to shortcuts then automation then click create personal automation

@Smashleeeeeeeee Dumb Bitch Yoga has a nice ring to it

This has been a historic day for Gump Twitter 🥋 #RTR

@EvanPAuthor @DancesWMonkeys @freemmatt @AaronWilson_NFL @lukezim I think you should leave on Netflix S1 E5

@DancesWMonkeys @freemmatt @AaronWilson_NFL @lukezim What's the sketch and where can I see it lol

Former Jaguars coach Urban Meyer told Jaguars coaching staff, per league source: 'I had a better coaching staff at Bowling Green. You guys are f---ng terrible.'

@NicholasTallant @gwgoldman

Who’s going to the Energy Tech night in Midland tonight? #EFT