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why do salads taste 10x better when you don’t make them yourself and they’re also $13

Congratulations to Indiana University and Coach Cignetti on winning their first College Football Playoff National Championship. One of the greatest turnarounds of all time.

This is demonic. It’s the purest distillation of evil.

He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom. He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a billion dollars in debt, owned by God only knows who, and the biggest national security risk the nation has ever had. But at least he's not a Black woman.

I’m going to watch this 500 times this week.

@cta give the driver of pink line run 314 a raise please she’s wonderful

@filming_chicago Any idea what the film “XMAS” actually is? Filming at Erie and Orleans 3/30

Tuesday March 28 2023: Chicago Fire @ 3003 S Princeton; Chicago PD @ 2127 W 22nd Pl; Dark Matter @ Lou Mitchell’s.

@POTUS Aww and u did all of that without a single dollar of my student loans! Sounds like you’re good to go, I’ll consider us even 😗✌🏼

When I ran for president, the economy was flat on its back. But we got to work, putting in place a new strategy that would grow the economy from the bottom up and middle out. Two years in, more Americans are working than ever before. Our plan is delivering.

BREAKING: Barbara Walters, trailblazing television news broadcaster and longtime @ABC News anchor and correspondent, dies at 93. abcn.ws/3Z2RoLA

If you text "Home" to 741741 when you are feeling depressed, sad or going through any kind of emotional crisis, a Crisis Worker will text you back immediately & continue to text with you. It's a FREE Service to anyone who lives in the US. Please use it when you need to 🫶🏽

@elonmusk Journalism is a profession. It’s something you get a degree in. You can’t just give anyone a Twitter account, call them a journalist and take a vote on the truth. The truth is objective. You have a serious problem with argument to moderation. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…

$3,233,968.23 - that’s how much @iudm raised this weekend for the kids at @rileychildrens Hospital.This incredible organization has raised more than $50 million since 1991 and they just keep dancing and making a difference. Congratulations on another incredible dance marathon!

having a rly productive day. haven’t like accomplished anything yet but in terms of attitude

@JLJealouLover @cieuter1535 @ChicagoBears She takes venmo and PayPal for interactions 🙅‍♀️

@cieuter1535 @ChicagoBears Hi Caroline, you're so so beautiful ....

S/O to all the fans that braved the weather yesterday! Send us your best rainy day content 👇

@MtJoyBand Meaning I can buy you guys a drink???

Hey Chicago: we feel terrible for anyone who traveled and can’t make it Monday. So we are headed to the hideout at 7:30, we will be hanging for a bit and then there is a show (not us) at 9:15 for anyone who wants to stay longer.

nothing humbles you more than an Uber ride when you’re hungover

@ChrisMurphyCT Can you do it for women’s rights now

What are we doing? Why are we here? Four weeks ago I asked the Senate those two simple questions. Tonight, we delivered the answer. The first significant gun safety bill in 30 years just passed the United States Senate. 65-33. I’m exhausted. And grateful.

where are we assembling, ladies?

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