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میگم نه، نمیفهمی؟ | گربه | متنفر از پرندگان | گلی خانم | مادر بتمن
England, United Kingdom Katılım Ocak 2018
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Dear Muslims of the Australia.
My family and I have decided to move to a Muslim country. We haven’t picked which one yet — we’re still shopping for the best benefits package.
Obviously, all my neighbours want to come too. And their neighbours. And their mates. And their mates’ mates. Before you know it, half of Australia will be turning up with suitcases and a vague sense of entitlement.
As a large Christian community, we’ll need a few small adjustments:
Please start building churches immediately. Proper ones with bells. Loud bells.
We’ll also need certain streets closed once a year for our processions. Don’t worry, it’s not five times a day — we’re not animals.
Every supermarket must stock proper pork, bacon, sausages, and baked beans. We are a minority now, so you’ll just have to be understanding and accommodating of our way of life.
We’re bringing all the dogs. Expect many happy Labradors shitting on your pavements. You’ll need dog parks, and you’ll need to smile while we walk them past your mosques.
While we’re at it, your religious holidays are a bit… much. They might offend the Christian community, so we’d appreciate it if you could quietly bin them. Thanks.
In schools and workplaces, our children and staff must be allowed to wear large crucifixes, eat ham sandwiches in the canteen, and generally radiate Christian vibes without anyone clutching their pearls. We also demand prayer rooms in every building, plus translators because we can’t be bothered learning Arabic.
If any of this is refused, please send a list of police station addresses so we can report you for discrimination, Christianphobia, and general nastiness.
One more thing: if my kids burn your flag because Australis just won at football, please be understanding. I’ll give them a really stern telling-off. Maybe even make them write “sorry” 50 times.
Finally, we’d like generous benefits, free housing, and pocket money while we “integrate” over the next three generations. Work is optional, obviously.
Appreciate your tolerance in advance. After all, diversity is our strength!
Yours faithfully,
A Very Reasonable Christian
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Jews in Germany vs. Jews in Iran during WWll
then a German says to an Iranian, “You don’t have the capacity for democracy!!”
#IranianLivesMatter

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他媽的這個世界都是沒有良心和同情心的爛人!要不是這個視頻我還不敢相信事實,那麼多歐洲記者對4万多被獨裁者殺戮的伊朗民眾毫不關心,就因為他們討厭川普!而這個川普也根本不是為更疊推翻獨裁者,為社會公义而戰,而僅是為了自己的幾桶石油,而他媽的布什政府也完全不顧中國人民的感情,在6 4大屠殺後立即投向北京屠城政府!他媽的不管是總統也好,記者也好都是沒有事非,只有立埸和利益的一批爛人!
Inty News@__Inty__
巴列维王子斥欧洲记者:150人两小时,没一个问4万伊朗人被屠杀
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اهانت به پرچم ملی خط قرمز ماست. مهم نیست کی باشی و اهل کجا باشی؟
Does Megatel CNC Solutions Inc
@megatel_CNC company support what their area manager "Moe Obradovic" is doing in a pro-regime rally?
Disrespecting our flag and holding up pro-IRGC hand gestures.


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Cake yazdi this week as my way of honouring the people of Iran who continue to suffer at the hands of the regime, silenced and cut off from the world. You will not be forgotten and I will stand with you until Iran is free! ❤️
#DigitalBlackOutIran
#FreeIran

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@shelhamelo ۱۵۰ تا زیاد دادی :)
اون علامت پونده هم بنداز این ور عدده، اوسیدی دارم :)))
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Iran after freedom.
WarMonitor🇺🇦🇬🇧@WarMonitor3
What is the best country in the world to live in?
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@shelhamelo در واقع انگليس بهشت پناهنده هاس در اروپا:)))
پ ن؛منم پناهنده هستم
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@shelhamelo هر ویزایی باشه باید هزینه ی ihs بدید که میشه خداتومن. حتی ازدواج
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