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Lock in 😌

@MotivacionesF Women only like you when you are happily married with kids.

😳 Luego de que se anunciara la separación de Leandro Trossard de su esposa, desde Inglaterra 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 han reportado que al futbolista se lo vio en una discoteca con Anne Hathaway. Trossard, para celebrar la victoria del West Ham, fue a un club nocturno y fue observado a la salida con Anne Hathaway. Hathaway, hace unos años, mencionó que su futbolista favorito era Trossard, incluso, había imitado su celebración de gol. ¡VAYA GOLAZO! 😮‍💨

@OneWordPowerful They might have brought that guy to troll Xi

@MarioNawfal Suspension is going to cost more than the whole car just to fix it

🇨🇳 Chinese car tech is getting harder to dismiss. The West spent decades laughing at Chinese cars. That era is over.

@OneJoblessBoy It's like Africans are forced to be arsenal fans

❝I almost bought Arsenal... At that time, Arsenal was worth JUST about 2 billion dollars.❞ - Alhaji Aliko Dangote

@BrodiiKDB Measuring relationships by sex like a real black person

el sexo malísimo que deben tener estos dos.

@_abochie @DanisMCFC Your manager lacks the vibes

@DanisMCFC Imagine Arteta doing this. They will call him all sorts of of names

Pep giving all the Palace players a team talk for their game vs Arsenal 😭😭😭😭

@DanisMCFC Pep is a likable serial killer

@AFC_Monty_ Let's see what pedo fc has for city then..

The only conclusions I have drawn from today is that Bournemouth will beat Man City. They are playing against Palace B-Team who arnt even trying and have conceded more chances than they have created.

@rushicrypto Vice president

Xi didn’t come to the airport to welcome Trump to China. They sent a Vice Minister of Foreign Affairs instead. Xi has a purpose behind everything he does.

@luno_sol1 1-0 City wins

$100 to whoever guesses the final result ONE GUESS PER PERSON ONLY

@Ludathygoat I've never sucked small ones 💔

Proper nipple sucking can make her cum before you even take her panties off

@yun96oi Cutthroat

We got to witness the most villainous version of YB 'The Richest Opp' 3 years ago today…

@queendiane4you I have genuinely always wondered if there are women who genuinely love that taste

Do girls actually like tasting cum?

@1aurarose Nothing unfortunately

burnley what do you have for me

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@meechie norovirus

first it was the tom cruise now it is the cruise flu

@DailyLoud How is he confident it wont bounce back at him??

Joe Rogan bet Elon Musk $1 that he could pierce the Cybertruck with his compound bow

@iwillcomme3v @Shadaya_Knight Princess Shandaya💅

@Shadaya_Knight What happened to being an alpha male sir shadaya night😂😌

The Simpsons predicted the Met Gala 2026 😭 How do they do it? 😂

@_ayanda_sengane Mzansi folks defending tyla whe gives no fucks about them

REST MAMA!! She's just 24!

@ian_kola @ItsYanCity Christians, might not be into the party lifestyles

@ItsYanCity Where's Guehi and Doku 😭

I think our club has a type 😂