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I still don't understand how there are minimum ages for office but not maximum ages. There should be both. 30 and 70. And there shouldn't be 1 honest person who disagrees with that.

@keith_dorschner @PicturesFoIder Me too!

@PicturesFoIder My brian works like this: first, I add 20+48 and then add 7 to 68. 🤷‍♂️

How do you do it?

@heyitseleanore @tayshep51 @taylorswift13 But really though. Please take me if you win 😂😂😂

@tayshep51 @taylorswift13 @shepkate_ Yessss 👏🏻

Here’s the thing - I just feel it in my bones that @taylorswift13 WANTS me to have tickets to either show in Pittsburgh 🤷🏼‍♀️ so all I’m saying is one of these sweepstakes that I’ve entered better pull through 🙃🫠🤭

@SpaceforNothing @nytimes Very well, per usual.

@nytimes South Park already discussed this topic

As Prince Harry and his wife, Meghan, both plead for privacy and seek publicity, their pursuit by paparazzi in New York on Tuesday shows that neither leaving Britain nor having a police escort shields them from unwanted attention. nyti.ms/3Mle30a

@ArseneBanter @humansofny Once a cheater always a cheater 😳

@humansofny Unfortunately, if someone cheated on someone else to be with you expect the same to be repeated one day.

“My wife has my back. More than the girlfriend. If I ever got in trouble, my wife would be there-- so I love her too. But it’s two different worlds. My wife and I fuck, but when my girlfriend is in front of me—it’s like: I need that now. We found each other at that perfect moment in time. Extensive track records: multiple partners, multiple situations. Then we came together to reach the zenith. I know my role. I can bring her to a certain point. And a big part of my satisfaction is getting her to that place. Every time is different, or we’ll go through phases: do one thing for a month, put it down, pick something else up. It’s never gotten old. For the longest time I didn’t know her husband’s name, or where he lived. But things got too blurred. A couple years back we got caught. It was my fault. I was drunk; wife got the phone. In therapy my wife was like: why don’t you do that stuff with me? It’s like, look, nobody checks every box. It’s impossible, impossible. If your wife checks five, and you got six other boxes—you’re going to check those boxes somewhere else. This whole monogamy thing is just a story. It’s made up. It doesn’t work. Look at nature--- the males fuck different females, the females fuck different males. She was like: ‘But you took a vow.’ And I do feel bad. I’m sorry to disappoint her. But it’s like, you knew this. You can’t be so naïve that you think all the sudden the leopard is going to change his spots. When we first got together—I was cheating on the girl I was with.”

@kaylayoungforwv 🤢

Do these people not have these videos made for the numerous crimes their savior committed? I’ll give it F for background, C for reading off the paper next to the camera, and B+ for lighting. Your next candidate for WV Governor, folks…

@netflix How about giving us she’s the man??

This is one of the best comedies of the last 20 years. Emma Stone, Penn Badgley, Amanda Bynes, Aly Michalka, Lisa Kudrow, Patricia Clarkson, and Stanley Tucci star in Easy A. Now on Netflix.

@nytimes Got it in 4 but lost yesterday LOL

It's been a rough day for Wordle players. About one in four are failing to solve the puzzle. nyti.ms/3IiWzQa

@BuconJack @DisneyPlus Colby has a TV in his room??? What a baller 👏🏻

Dear @DisneyPlus My wife just told me tonight that Disney+ doesn’t work in our sons room bc of the type of tv. It will only work if we upgraded…Mickey, did you just tv shame me in order to make a buck?? I would expect this from Pete but you Mickey…

Today marks 24 years since #FamilyGuy first aired. What are some of your favorite quotes? Let's hear 'em.

@WVGOP This is a disgusting, hateful tweet. Pro-life my ass.

Perhaps training on the definition of “WIC” is in order for DHHR staff. 🤔

@ANNELAMOTT Its different but somehow is 100x better.

Is White Lotus 2 as good as first season?

@itskellyb__ Are you going to law school

Also this bailiff deserves a hug after managing to keep a straight face during all this

Sorry, but the guy who yelled after the verdict is the mood of this whole shitshow (trial)

@itskellyb__ YEESSSS so weird!!!! He sounds like he’s straight out of MN but no one else does 😂

You know what is weird about the Dahmer series is that Jeff has such an insanely strong Midwest accent but literally NO ONE else in the show does. Including his family. Why

@WVGovernor Put abortion on the ballot. That’s what everyone thinks.

Babydog told me she needed a new profile pic at the Governor's Tourism Conference 🐾 She wants to know what everyone thinks?

@kaylayoungforwv Thank you, Kayla. This is a disgrace and will set WV back decades.

Final House vote on #HB302, the bill that bans abortion from implantation. (Exceptions for medical emergencies and rape/incest up to 14 weeks gestation.)

@WVGovernor urging you to reject #HB302. Signing this will send WV even further into the past and subject women’s bodies and healthcare professionals to a law that is unjust. #AbortionIsHealthcare

@jakethomson4 @marshallkramsky @BarstoolBigCat Oh man this got me good

@marshallkramsky @BarstoolBigCat

Marshall!!!

@itskellyb__ Or how to attach something to his email

There is nothing that will ever be more stressful in my lifetime than teaching my dad how to use bluetooth speakers

LISTEN WE GOTTA DO ALL THAT WE CAN TO PROTECT WOMEN SINCE ROE WAS OVERTURNED. THE RIGHT TO CONTROL YOUR OWN BODY IS CRITICAL AND DOCTORS AND NURSES SHOULDN’T GO TO JAIL FOR CARING FOR THEIR PATIENTS.