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@amosuibk I mean, if you want our President you can have him.

see how Kenya is fine, clean or organized. trees planted on the roadside…beautiful.

@Priceless_MCI Pep got to go.

There’s something deep down that every city fans knows but we are all afraid to say it.

@rodriiola Warsenal

Playing against a Pl team with a name that starts with W?? Rejinders will score today.

I watched Zootopia 2 with my kids yesterday. While they were cheering for the bunny and the snake, I was mesmerized by the urban planning. In the movie, the mice have tiny vehicles. The giraffes have massive kiosks. The hippos have water channels. They don’t build "One Size Fits All." They build "Right-Sized Infrastructure." It hit me like a ton of bricks. In my company, we are failing at this. We are committing the sin of Hardware Equity. We give the same $3,000 MacBook Pro M3 to our Senior AI Engineer (The Elephant) as we do to the Junior Copywriter (The Mouse). The Engineer uses 100% of the CPU. The Copywriter uses Chrome and Spotify. Giving a "Mouse" employee an "Elephant" laptop isn't generosity. It’s Capital Expenditure malpractice. So this morning, I launched "Operation Zootopia." I ran a script to audit CPU utilization across the company. If your average daily CPU usage is under 10%, you are classified as a "Rodent Tier User." I confiscated 40 MacBooks from the Marketing and HR departments. I replaced them with refurbished Chromebooks and 2nd Gen iPads. They were furious. They asked, "How am I supposed to work on this?" I told them what the movie taught me: "You don't build a highway for a hamster. You build a tube." We recovered $120,000 in hardware assets in one morning. Stop giving Ferraris to people who only drive to the grocery store. Nature doesn’t waste resources. Neither should IT.

You don’t know what you have done for football Twitter 🙂‍↔️

@Fodanceinnit Ukitaka kujua umuhimu wa matako jaribu kukalia kichwa ,hayo ndio yalikuwa maneno ya mwisho ya babu yangu Mzee Tumbo joto....

My president amepoteza mwelekeo, time to look for a lesser evil.

@7Nyabuto You're right.

@sheriffdush These are for cup competitions. I said epl font which is similar for all teams in the league.

Jamaa amevaa jersey ya Real Madrid but imeprintiwa na font ya epl 🤦 Watu wengine bana wako kwa ball juu ya peer pressure 😂

@7Nyabuto No need for research, use your eyes dummy. Are those 2 the same?

@sheriffdush 😂😂 do some research

@ronnieonly A wise man changes his mind, a fool never.

When the news first broke out, there were so many celebratory tweets, they read the room and stopped real quick. Some transitioned to talk about mourners instead.

The fact that God thought it necessary to add breasts to the female is enough reason to worship Him

@WelBeast I hope so.

WhatsApp is copying Telegram.

@WishAllKaushik @CRFootball_ Beyond goals?

@CRFootball_ Another unpopular opinion: The Messi vs Ronaldo debate only survives when it comes to goals. Beyond that, there really isn’t a debate.

G/A wasn't a thing until Ronaldo outscored Lionel Messi.

@LegalCaliph @polo_kimanii @Honeyfarsafi You realise Kimani's mirror still shows a reflection on you? Heh!

@polo_kimanii @Honeyfarsafi When I looked at the mirror, I see an honor of being follower of the prophet Mohammad, when you look at yours, all you will ever see a filthy clown mocking himself. What a disgrace in human skin🚮

You’re such a shitty bottom of the barrel person now I believe the pedophilic benzo account was actually yours 🤦‍♀️ How does a person be so casually disgusting?

@Jamespk_38 @duncanpeter7 @kenyasgossips Precious time? 12am - 3am? Wdym niamke 12am kujiendelesha. People who see problems with youth launching nganyas are actually the ones with low iq proving that mumeeka siasa kwa roho. How does me going to an activity that I enjoy doing equate to me supporting the tyrant in power?

@sheriffdush @duncanpeter7 @kenyasgossips Mimi sijadictate kitu, it is just a concern as to why hundreds of us tunajazaa kicc grounds kuona tu nganya, buda if you really think about it tu vizuri, si tuko na mchezo? What about mambo ya vijana kujiendelesha and everything, ju this is precious time wasted here for nothing

How Matatu Culture lovers turned up for George Ruto's "MOOD" launch at KICC

@Jamespk_38 @duncanpeter7 @kenyasgossips Now replace kuenda kuona nganya na kuenda club. Same concept but one is judged harshly, wacha watu watumie free will vile wanataka. Stop trying to dictate everything for everyone.

@sheriffdush @duncanpeter7 @kenyasgossips Kupanda siyo shida. Kuoga, upake mafuta, upande mat kutoka mtaa, uende tao kuona nganya buda?

@213e130312d947f @kenyasgossips Munapoliticise everything na imeanza kuboo btw.

@kenyasgossips Genz are so easily tamed...see the shame

Ngetto 😂 😂