Shimo 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

@boymoderology @Aethelbread *Greater Essex

@shimofruit @Aethelbread it's clearly norfolk

The bay between Lincolnshire and Essex is 240 square miles in size and averages at only 5 meters deep. We could fill it in like the Dutch did in the 70s and build a Manchester-sized city. The fact the government wouldn't do this only proves to me that it is a good idea.

My mysterious orient is being ruined!!!!

My car still doesn't start Even with its shiny new part I'm going to blame the Jews Even though it's probably just a fuse

When I worked at KFC people would buy these and then become dumbfounded that we didn't have knives and forks for them to eat it with. When they asked how they were supposed to eat it I would tell them with their hands which then caused them to become irrationally angry

At pub

I haven't changed my underwear in 3 weeks

@Chungus__Swag Is that tenderstem broccoli you little wokerati

@Dandyist I directed a lot of dark psychic energy towards him and my local Tory MP

@shimofruit Beaten with hammers

Guy at the remembrance ceremony pronounced lieutenant as lootenant

@muwuny Italian tune up

@0ph3li4_ Vauxhall Corsa my beloved

Larping as Americans (eating take out in the car while watching a show in the phone)

@makipilled overleaf.com

I need to update my CV and don’t have word anymore, google docs completely messes up the format Should I just pay the $10 for a month of office or does anyone know if there’s like an older version of Word I can just get?

@Gefera_ Non-stop kino

Updated

@ananas_mannen Will give her a isten

@shimofruit Boo. what about molly nillson?

Honestly I just can't get into John Maus

@begriffloss I really like Hey Moon and a few other songs on that album but I just can't vibe with it

@Gefera_ Compensating for something there lad?

Tired

@WalkingOnRuins Honestly I didn't even notice on the first watch lmao

@Gefera_ Stanlow?

Chimnies

@Gefera_ Good grade 3 scramble up there