Jacob Shirk

Another semester, another victory

COME ON YOU GUARDS

#extendstevenkwan asap

Hey @grok according to your analysis, name 10 accounts in sequence who frequently visit my profile. Don't mention the person, just @.username and the rate of number of times a week visit they visit my profile.

Columbus 👍

?????

This is so braindead

Yea Ilia Topuria is totally unstoppable

Hold on

I am going to freak out

@BRWalkoff Stupid graphic

Who ya got?

@ESPNCleveland @DreKnott Whatever

"The one truth that we know is that 90% of players go back to the minors, they end up failing the first time they come up to the big leagues," - @DreKnott shares his FULL thoughts on why the Guardians haven't called DeLauter up yet.

DFA Lane Thomas.

Kerrington Cross take us to the promised land

𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝟏𝟐 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑 Left no doubt 😤 Congratulations, @KerringtonCross‼️ #Bearcats | #TenGames

It never ends.

@JacobsFieldRBW I think the roster itself is better than 2024s. But I also think the team overachieved last year

People are going to hate me for telling the truth, but the 2025 Guardians are just not competitive enough to win this division as is. They’ve invested playing time largely into the wrong prospects, bet on the wrong free agents, and are unwilling to invest real money into the team

@BelowAverageOPS Would prefer angel at 2B

@PatrickPristas @FranmilsEyebrow Angel in the infield

@FranmilsEyebrow I’ll take Angel over Nolan

There’s a world where the Guardians can field a lineup that has all of Kyle Manzardo, Chase DeLauter, CJ Kayfus, and Nolan Jones altogether. Need it.

Is this the semester I start drinking coffee