Dr. CuckyKeys, MD. Esq

putting a thong back on after pooping feels like a sin

dis how it be feelin lately

@penandjen unfortunately yes

can u be addicted to balls on ur face

you’re absolutely right i do

@somethings_awry YESSSSS MADAGASCAR>>>>>>

Excited to taste test the Tahitian and Madagascar vanilla beans I just received

@somethings_awry I'm BEYOND impressed

24 hour cold infusion in heavy cream for these candy cap mushrooms. My hands and entire kitchen smell like maple!

@somethings_awry @thran_legacy :')

@thran_legacy A much cheaper source and one with a lot of health benefits is fenugreek actually lol

@somethings_awry I think I love you

Starting a goat cheese and blueberry swirl ice cream over lunch and just became mutuals with the inventor of ube ice cream, can the day get any better?

@penandjen It's always the worst people having children

@penandjen yuk

“i and the kids”

@lovetogopee @u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d get his ass

@u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d they're premiering it here!

i really enjoy that the biggest movie ever right now is about a man being so completely, utterly pathetic and stupid he ruins the lives of everyone he comes in contact with. we love realistic horror

suicide note that just says gone fishin'

@OofOsaurusMex Doubt it'll bang, I'm not THAT funny lol

@shitmonster3000 I was here before it banged. An anxiety-addled Thot that pens slutty thoughts??? “Neurotica”

slut with OCD, call that an Intrusive Thot

Forgot what BBQ stood for so I googled it and they got Jeeves out of retirement to smack me

GET STURGEONED

went out of my comfort zone to order a fun cocktail only for it to be served like this

@scrumble_eggs @penandjen hey

@scrumble_eggs I should call her

Thinking of that Kirbussy.

@OffspawnInc Nono. Trijicon night sights

@shitmonster3000 And a laser sight

strap (on) with a scope