Shitoshi

Everyone is buying shitcoins every day online Who wants to buy shitcoin in real life? It's one of a kind art piece Taking offers

They are not ready for what's coming

everything is shitcoin these kinds of price movements prove that theory but theres only one actual shitcoin, a shitcoin that you can actually hold

SHIT

Drop your wallet below 👀

@slingdeez Fuck you man You are even more shit than this coin

So I'm getting the vibe people think I'm just shit posting, meanwhile my actual life is falling apart. Here's my story. On October 14th, 2025, I convinced my wife to throw our whole little savings $945, into Unstable Coin at a 24M market cap because I genuinely thought it was going to $1 thanks to @slingdeez. (Yeah, 1 know... I listened to a pussy nigga. I wasn't even sober, bro took advantage of me.) Fast forward to today: me and my wife are behind on rent, fridge EMPTY, and she won't even look at me. She legit hates me now. Wants to leave. And the coin? Dropped to a 9M market cap. I got forced to sell at an -88% loss, leaving us with like $200 to survive the rest of the month. All because of this bitch @slingdeez. FUCK YOU.

Never let them know your next move

@slingdeez Dont we all devs look pretty much like that?

imagine buying a coin dev'd by this guy.

@slingdeez definition of a shitcoin

LMAO!

@slingdeez @Chairman_DN Don't buy these virtual shitcoins bro.. Just get some actual shitcoin

the @Chairman_DN cabal told me to fullport $ORE at $200M and now i am dying of thirst and hunger. i also spent the rest of my money on $ZEC and it's down horrendous. HOW WILL I EVER RECOVER FROM THIS? LMAO!

@slingdeez + actual shitcoin that represents every shitcoin and crypto markets overall..

three coins i told you. passive yield/income: $BANGER THE only narrative of this entire CYCLE: $USDUC the thing we actually showed up here for in the first place: $LMAO everything else to me is a farm for these coins.

@Atitty Shit happens bro

One of the worst days of my life Taking a break today

My friend who time-travels sent me some footage from the future #tothemuseums

@slingdeez frog the lying bastard btw, actual shitcoin is actually shit

never meat your hero’s can’t believe mister frog isn’t actually a frog 😞

@slingdeez Yes, and smelly like actual shit

@actual_shitcoin hot and steamy like an orgy?

i could really use a hug right now

@ramonos gm bro beutiful thing is that if you just keep showing up you will make it eventually or at least you know you tried when you die

good morning to the homies showing up everyday trying to make it

@Raydium Yes, theres millions of shitcoins, but only one actual shitcoin

There is a token for everything.

@gorillacap Is it Bactual shitcoin? Yes it is!

Dare I say the B word. Is it B*******? I think so …

@Ga__ke fr

Comments proving everything