“shmadler”

BIG year for midwest princesses

"why would you even put the bear in your car?"

Big kudos to Cheryl Hines for being married to both Larry David and RFK jr

Special Ed teachers should have their own union !

Crazy that @Aetna has no idea where I can fulfill my life-saving specialty rx. Called multiple times to be ferried around to different departments. Twice was promised follow-through then radio silence. Even got medical advice from an insurance "advocate."

@Aetna @AetnaHelp

Running out of meds could lead to hospitalization, surgery, or death. Does @Aetna prefer their subscribers die? Is that just the cheaper, easier route for them?

Happy Dave Matthews Chicago River Incident Day to all who celebrate

Funny how health insurance companies would rather ruin someone’s life than fund life-saving care

Calling it— “dirty shoes” the new “jeans with large holes”

I live in the west loop and would 100% buy a three day GA pass to @pitchforkfest if it weren’t for the fact that the base price doesn’t allow me to come and go from the festival

Everyone in my building is apparently allergic to saying “hello” to each other but so im proud to nevertheless persist with my big ol bucktoothed, goofy-ass “good mornings”

@brandonjparis I know WTF is right!

@shmadler Omg wtf I just texted him the other night and he didn’t respond, that makes sense now

My amazing friend needs help! Donate $1 or $500 if you can!!!!!!! #puppies #cats #recipes #spinalinjuries gofund.me/bc96a772

Received my masters in edu from a fairly respected university so I guess you can say I majored in banal platitudes and sitting in zoom calls with some of the worst professors I’ve ever encountered 😎😎

It’s 2023 and an envelope just made me lick it?!

This round of prednisone has me making to-do lists that include “laundry” and “prep lesson slides” but also “eat sandwich”

should be a $1,000 fine (at least) or u should have to go in front of an HOA tribunal that inconveniences you due to its length and oddly scheduled time (noon)

Not sure if I am 31 or 32