Shmimfy

Why can’t they have a guy like me at the Masters? Just one guy. He’s like a 17 handicap. He can play, but his game isn’t as polished as he would like it to be. Every so often the broadcast checks how he’s doing and he’s 38 over through 6 lining up a 20 footer to save quad bogey

@WatcherGuru The Iron Slopdome is a fantastic name

JUST IN: X to deploy "Iron Slopdome" system to combat AI-generated spam.

@eddierandoux @litebeerasschug I guess that answers my question

@shmimfy @litebeerasschug you summoned #them

now that i’m thinking about it getting your tits done in college is kinda #insane

@saylordocs Pretty damn good thanks for checkin in Mike

Michael Saylor issued DIRE WARNING to Bitcoin community: "If Bitcoin went to $10 million dollars tomorrow I want you to think about how you'd feel."

@HedgeFundFomo Damn that’s crazy. I just pulled up the chart of the infamous canned beans crash of 1857 then pulled up the 2026 chart next to it. Flipped it, twisted it, pulled it, stretched it, and slapped it. Shit lined up perfectly. We’re doomed

Whoa This is insane Pulled up a 1929 stock market chart Then I pulled up a 2026 chart Dragged the 2026 chart around until it lined up perfectly with this red line Looks like a massive crash is coming

@AshCrypto Best time to be a crypto investor. The more time we have to accumulate the better

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 S&P 500 just gave it’s highest daily close ever in HISTORY. While Bitcoin is down -37% from ATH. Worst time to be a Crypto investor.

@law_bob @jamison_munn @BTCBreadMan No it doesn’t cuz everything you said was just roasting whoever the hell that guy is in the video. Holy “she it” now I can see why you’re so susceptible🫵😭

@shmimfy @jamison_munn @BTCBreadMan Even if that ain’t you, everything i said still stands

Almost everybody can afford to put $500-1000 into Bitcoin each month if they make it a priority. Sadly, almost everybody is currently not making it a priority.

@law_bob @jamison_munn @BTCBreadMan You are dumb as “she it”🫵😭 You played yourself

@shmimfy @jamison_munn @BTCBreadMan Whatever you say bubs

@law_bob @jamison_munn @BTCBreadMan Holy “she it” you’re retarded🫵😭

@shmimfy @jamison_munn @BTCBreadMan It IS you dawg You’ve posted about Michigan, that hat is from Ferris University (in Michigan) You told me to look up “biker tough guy” That tweet literally says “Hard-launching my new jacket” Notice the word MY

@law_bob @jamison_munn @BTCBreadMan This dude still thinks that guy is me🤣 Get your dick out of your thong and use your whatever part of your brain that isn’t in fairy tale land🫵😭

@shmimfy @jamison_munn @BTCBreadMan You are the least tough guy I’ve seen Ur the type of guy to fight against a punching bag and lose If you were in Punch-out, Glass Joe would have a record of 2-98 You’re not tough pipsqueak

@law_bob @jamison_munn @BTCBreadMan Is being retarded a side effect of being a tranny? Look up “Biker tough guy” on Instagram or tik tok you clown🤣

@shmimfy @jamison_munn @BTCBreadMan Says you

@SuiInsiders I couldn’t pick so I bought $10k of both lmfao

$10,000 in $SOL or $10,000 in $SUI Which one will 10x first?

@Ghegwen01 What if you have thousands worth of SUI? 👉👈🥺

If you buy $50 worth of $SUI now by this time next year you could have $5,000 worth of SUI.

@jamison_munn @BTCBreadMan Retard alert

@BTCBreadMan Why would people invest in a losing investment?

The Bitcoin crash just started See you all below 60k

🔥🚨JUST IN: WNBA star Sophie Cunningham has made her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit debut.

@lollodog @law_bob @allofthel0ve Trans WOMEN don’t have dicks! Those are just reverse vaginas and they have periods and they can have babies you transphobe pedophile!

@shmimfy @law_bob @allofthel0ve The coin landed on a huge trans girl dick and you catched it with your mouth X3

a trans woman was murdered and the university is going to host an event to spread the same kind of hatred that got her killed. rip sweet angel you deserved so much more

@lollodog @law_bob @allofthel0ve Guys I promise I caught the coin I just sent the wrong video

@shmimfy @law_bob @allofthel0ve Bro hits me Bro hits against the wall Easy as a flipcoin Harder than choking on huge trans girl dicks

@lollodog @law_bob @allofthel0ve Did you watch the video? I told you not to mess with me mister🫵😼

@law_bob @shmimfy @allofthel0ve He's living the life. Transphobe on the streets, Good boy in the sheets