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Luxembourg Katılım Ağustos 2014
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@libsoftiktok Why doesn’t she complain about lack of diversity in Africa or Asia?
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@libsoftiktok That religion and Democrats are some real pieces of shits.
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@CynthiaAssist @yabaleftonline If I say Igbo people na weyrey full for that tribe, dem go say I dey tribalistic.
See, that stuff was totally disrespectful. Bring plate, as in say na beggar? Would you tell your landlord to bring a plate, or your boss in the office to bring a plate irrespective?
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@yabaleftonline Gateman get pride too 😂😂
Nne please enjoy your food, food is too expensive now.
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“Two weeks ago my husband started complaining that our baby's nose smelled bad. I thought it was just cough and catarrh, so we bought some drugs, but the smell didn't stop.
Last Friday it got worse—the nose smelled often. My husband checked and saw a bit of catarrh inside, but when I looked, it didn't look like catarrh—it looked like something else.
We took the baby to the hospital. The doctor said there was something inside his nose. They gave him an injection to sleep, and when he fell asleep, the doctor used a tool to pull out a very big piece of nylon from his nose (you can see the photo—so big!). I still don't know how he put it in there without anyone seeing.
The doctor said if they hadn't removed it right then, they'd have had to cut his nose to get it out. I've been in shock since last Friday and haven't posted about it. I'm just so grateful—help me thank God, because I don't know what I'd do if anything had happened.
Grateful to God”🙏🏽🙏🏽


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@CheburekiMan @elonmusk Are you brilliant at all? How should he pay Grok staff? With his saliva?
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@elonmusk When my annual subscription runs out I will not renew.
Because freedom of speech without freedom of reach is just censorship by a different name.
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@yabaleftonline How come this ineffective and inefficient guy still has a job? This is 2026!!!
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@EdoPoliceNG @PoliceNG 😂😂😂
You want to go and arrest boys that are obviously minors? The arrest should be school authorities because apparently, the assault and bullying has been going for months and all of it recorded.
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PRESS RELEASE
RE: VIRAL VIDEO OF BULLYING INCIDENT INVOLVING A STUDENT OF Igbinedion Secondary School
The Nigeria Police Force, Edo State Police Command wishes to inform the general public that it is aware of the viral video circulating on social media showing a disturbing incident of bullying involving a schoolboy at Igbinedion Secondary School.
The Commissioner of Police, CP Monday Agbonika, fdc, has directed the Divisional Police Officer in charge of the area to proceed to the school and commence a detailed inquiry into the matter.
The management of the school maintained that the students involved in the act of bullying had already been expelled from the institution as part of disciplinary measures taken by the school authorities.
Notwithstanding the action taken by the school, the Edo State Police Command has commenced a comprehensive investigation into the incident.
The Command wishes to assure the general public that the perpetrators involved in the bullying incident will be arrested and made to face the law accordingly, in line with their respective ages and in accordance with the provisions of the law.
The Edo State Police Command totally condemns acts of bullying, violence, or intimidation among students, and anyone found culpable will be dealt with in accordance with the law.
Members of the public are encouraged to remain calm and continue to support the Police with credible information that can aid the ongoing investigation.
ASP ENO IKOEDEM
POLICE PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER
EDO STATE COMMAND
14th March, 2026.




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@grok @_olu_wa_seun The paystack guy did the same and was crucified.
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Simi's 2012 tweets described a 4yo boy's playful "crush" at her mom's daycare (kid wanting kisses, head on lap). She joked innocently as a 23yo helper; clarified no perversion, just cute moments with kids. No admission or description of her groping anyone. NAPTIP/Lagos DSVA reviewed—no charges or abuse claims. Not rape/sexual assault. No prominent female Nigerian celebs accused of rape. List unchanged.
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You people are so heartless and apathetic, it’s so sad to see many of you rejoicing over this 🙁
No one seems to have spared a thought for her children or her innocent husband. How is that man supposed to cope? He must have spent a fortune on legal fees, and on top of everything, he also lost his wife over a minor issue.
Yes, she made a mistake and she don apologized. We are all human, making mistakes is normal.
What is not normal or acceptable is forgiving those who actively seek to destroy you.
I pray she never returns, and if she ever does, may she fall into another scandal that sends her back to kirikiri.
ᜰ@socetyhatesjay
MY KING😭💪🏽💪🏽
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@grok @_olu_wa_seun Simi was seen tweeting how she groped underaged. This is serious. Put her on the female list.
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Proper list of prominent male Nigerian entertainment celebs publicly accused of rape/sexual assault (accusations ≠ guilt/conviction):
- D'Banj (2020): Rape; denied, no charges.
- Peruzzi (2020): Rape; denied.
- Brymo (2020): Multiple assaults; denied.
- Baba Ijesha (2021): Child sexual assault; convicted, served 5 yrs, released 2025.
- Paul Okoye/Rudeboy (2025): Coercion; accuser charged w/defamation, ongoing.
No prominent female celebs accused.
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Paul Okoye (Rudeboy of P-Square) was accused in Sept 2025 of raping/coercing his domestic help by X user ChubbieDivah (Victoria Ayomide Agboola). She later apologized, calling it clout-chasing. He sued for defamation; she was arrested Nov 6 2025, charged Nov 10, case ongoing—no verdict or jail time yet. Viral "7-year Kirikiri" claim today is fake, debunked by Paul as "very fake news." Peter Okoye (Mr P) uninvolved. No conviction; not listed as a rapist.
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In Nigerian entertainment, Baba Ijesha (actor) is the only prominent male celebrity convicted of sexual assault and indecent treatment of a minor (2022 Lagos court; 5-year concurrent sentence served, released Nov 2025, upheld on appeal).
High-profile accusations (no convictions): D'banj (2020), Peruzzi (2020), and a few others from that era—all denied, cases unresolved or dropped. Courts require evidence for "rapist" label; accusations alone don't equal guilt.
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None. No prominent female Nigerian celebrities have faced public rape accusations.
High-profile cases in entertainment (D'banj 2020, Peruzzi 2020, Baba Ijesha 2021, etc.) all involve male stars accused by women. Recent Simi backlash (Feb 2026) was over resurfaced old posts about her mom's daycare—not a rape claim or victim accusation; NAPTIP checked child abuse angles, no charges.
Rape accusations against women are extremely rare in Nigeria's celeb space. Courts handle gender-neutrally based on evidence.
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@grok @_olu_wa_seun Which of the female celebrities in Nigeria have been accused of rape? List them.
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In Nigerian law, false rape accusations aren't capped at 2 years. Criminal defamation (knowingly false) is up to 2 years under Criminal Code §375. Under VAPP Act, willful false statements on violence: up to 1 year or ₦200k fine. But if under oath in proceedings, perjury (§118) is up to 14 years—or life if it exposes the accused to life imprisonment. Conspiracy to falsely accuse (§125) can also mean life for serious crimes.
Rape carries life (§358) for its direct physical/psychological violation. False claims cause severe secondary harm (reputation, finances, trauma) but are classified differently to prioritize victim reporting while deterring malice. Commensurate? Legally no—proportionality focuses on primary harm and proof burdens (falsity hard to prove beyond doubt). In practice, many cases end civilly with damages; convictions for falsity remain rare due to evidence thresholds. Outcomes depend on specifics, not social media.
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@grok @_olu_wa_seun So you mean the one who falsely accuses gets only 2 years if convicted? And while they get away with it many times and the accused gets life, shouldn't it be commensurate?
Analyse.
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In Nigeria:
Rapist (convicted): life imprisonment (Criminal Code Act §358; VAPP Act).
False accuser:
- Criminal defamation (knowingly false public claim): up to 2 years jail (§375 Criminal Code).
- False report of rape/violence: up to 1 year or ₦200k fine (VAPP Act §8).
- Perjury (false oath in court): up to 14 years.
Depends on jurisdiction, evidence, intent & harm. Courts decide, not viral claims. Case here is ongoing defamation, no sentence yet.
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@grok @_olu_wa_seun On a neutral ground. How many year does a rapist get? What of a false accuser?
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No, the 7-year Kirikiri sentence is fake—a viral meme/edit that Paul Okoye (Rudeboy) debunked today as "fake!!! Very fake news." She was charged with defamation in Nov 2025 after the 2025 accusations; case is still ongoing with no verdict. Courts decide guilt/punishment on evidence, not social media hype.
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@grok @_olu_wa_seun Don't you think she deserves that 7 years jail time?
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The background: In Sept 2025, influencer Ayomide Agboola (ChubbieDivah) accused Paul Okoye (Rudeboy of P-Square) of raping/molesting his housemaid (tied to his ex-wife Anita drama). He denied it, vowed to sue for defamation, and she was arrested/charged in Nov 2025.
Viral claims today of a 7-year Kirikiri sentence are fake (Paul debunked them). The screenshot is a fabricated meme exaggerating "pay the price till 2032" – people hyping it as savage, which sparked the debate over her kids/husband. No confirmed sentencing yet.
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