shrimpin ain't easy 🍉

Longest yeah boy ever

My reach is tiny, but if you could take a moment to check out my family’s GoFundMe, it would mean the world to me. Even if you can’t donate, sharing it would help more than you know. We’re desperate, and anything is gofund.me/63dcd2a9 4/4

Oh my god

I also got another tattoo, but it’s very bloody and goopy, will take a photos in a couple days after taking off the second skin

Got my name tattooed on me

Got confirmation on exactly what they're looking for: Ps4 games that will work without online connection (we are compiling a list of games now) Maturity rating doesn't matter, they're current playing mortal combat and call of duty They could also use ps4 consoles as well!

@hackedmotionart Stark cleanse sounds like an enema lol

In other news Lmao

Merry toastmas! The toy is already So wet

Every single year I think I’ll wrap my gifts in advance, and not panic like right before and yet

shrimp heaven now

Every time I try and alter or create my own knitting patterns, it turns out badddd

I just like legitimately and genuinely laughed like woody woodpecker

Ciri game ciri game ciri gameeeee

People will justify this because not only was Neely black and homeless, he was also schizophrenic. People have no empathy for these communities whatsoever and it’s sick.

I just remembered that my resolution for this year was to get more tattoos, and I’ve gotten 3! Here they are, no 1 is healed and settled, no 2 is healed, and no 3 is freshhhh

When an older lady customer calls me my dear: 🥰😍😚 When a customer who I know for a fact is a cop calls me my dear: 🤢🤮😤

@streipiog It’s like -12 here and I’m like, why do I live in Canada

listen i love winter but “feels like -7°C” in NOVEMBER is too much

The guy at the pizza place asked me if I wanted him to heat up a bit the slices I was buying, but I thought he said eat up a bit, and laughed

I spent the last 24 hrs at the emergency vet with my cat Jacob - his kidney disease is getting the best of him. It's been rough & the sudden vet bill took out half of our savings. We could really use help right now. He's the best cat & my best boy. 😺 gofundme.com/f/help-jacob-t…

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