Shuck Johnson Esq.

What is the answer to 99 out of 100 questions?

@zerohedge lol "airborne soldiers" because they said "no boots on the ground"

*US TO ORDER 3,000 82ND AIRBORNE SOLDIERS TO MIDDLE EAST : WSJ

Boomers bought homes for $100k that are now selling for $1 million dollars. More than half of them own these homes mortgage free. They lived through decades of stock market growth. They are old enough to reap the benefits of government assistance programs. Now they’re celebrating a couple thousand dollars in social security savings so younger generations can foot the bill of a devalued dollar.

@elonmusk admit, in no uncertain terms, that you made a potentially irreversible mistake endorsing and financially supporting the election of DJT.

@viggofredrikson !remindMe later

@GavinNewsom Calling your climate policies "bureaucratic red tape" is the Freudian slip of the century.

@NickJFuentes What are all the mouth-breathing #RollingCoal #RollinCoal guys doing these days? It’s hilarious how quickly DJT and MAGA dumped them for Elon’s cash.

In 2016 Trump said the H-1B program “shouldn’t exist” because it is “very unfair for (American) workers.” Now in 2024, under the influence of Silicon Valley donors, Trump says he used and supports H-1B. This is the definition of selling out.

@DimaZeniuk They don’t want to lose their visas.

@Rothmus @HannahDCox It’s both.. just like, it seems, it’s possible to be BOTH a capitalist bootlicker AND a gov’t bootlicker.

🎯🎯 @HannahDCox

@elonmusk is incredibly smart and obviously successful. He’s also a classic case of what happens when someone who otherwise would be an incel thinks they should be in charge of the world just because they hit the right-place right-person right-time, lottery. He’s still a chode.

@TrentonL @tallRevere @notlouisck @Ek321979 No, their workloads were absorbed by already-employed H1B employees who have no choice but to work themselves to the bone so that they’re literally not deported (by being fired). It’s exploitation for executives’ profit.

@tallRevere @notlouisck @Ek321979 They were not.

Just so I have this straight, let me summarize this immigrant visa debate. Let me know if it’s off… - Elon Musk says we need to expand H1B visa programs for the best engineers to work in tech - Vivek Ramaswamy agrees - MAGA says WTF? Just hire Americans. We are smart?! 😡 - Elon and Vivek essentially says that while there are smart Americans, there aren’t enough to keep up. There is a culture problem where Americans don’t want to be the best math genius, when their friends are out playing. - MAGA says this is literally giving away American jobs to immigrants and that’s not what we agreed on. -Elon says you are a lazy idiot that can’t get me to Mars (he didn’t say that last one but some people think he might has well have) Is that about right?

@jim_desmond ur inbred: “Sheriff’s deputies determined that no one forcefully tried to stop or enter the school buses” - sheriff’s spokesperson “It is not uncommon for community volunteers and charitable organizations to provide resources […] which operate vehicles similar to school buses.”

Today, two illegal immigrants attempted to board a school bus meant for transporting children. This is what happens when you have open borders. Over 250,000 illegal immigrants have entered San Diego in the past year, and this is just one more example of the chaos we're facing. Thousands continue to pour in every single day.

@ShineCo2012 ur inbred: “Sheriff’s deputies determined that no one forcefully tried to stop or enter the school buses” - sheriff’s spokesperson “It is not uncommon for community volunteers and charitable organizations to provide resources […] which operate vehicles similar to school buses.”

Two school bus routes in the Jamul-Dulzura Union School District, San Diego County, CA were interrupted over two days after a group of immigrants attempted to board the bus with children on board.

@neha_bisht12 ur inbred: “Sheriff’s deputies determined that no one forcefully tried to stop or enter the school buses” - sheriff’s spokesperson “It is not uncommon for community volunteers and charitable organizations to provide resources […] which operate vehicles similar to school buses.”

@beatsinbrief ur inbred: “Sheriff’s deputies determined that no one forcefully tried to stop or enter the school buses” - sheriff’s spokesperson “It is not uncommon for community volunteers and charitable organizations to provide resources […] which operate vehicles similar to school buses.”

🚨 20 Illegal Immigrants Attempt to Board a School Bus in San Diego. According to one student's account, "They were adults, not kids, but they had backpacks on, Mom, and they tried to get on our bus." Netizens are showing discontent with this idea of "Kamala's America"?

@elonmusk Nobody gives a F Elon. We just want affordable and effective childcare and health care. You worry about problems that only affect 0.00000001% of the population.

@JeromeAdamsMD Margins. Squeeze the employees to work unpaid OT and two peoples jobs at once until they collapse and quit. Only then will they hire.

1) My son just graduated from high school. He has applied to 20+ jobs and no one is hiring… yet I continue to experience bad or slow service everywhere I go, because businesses say no one wants to work. What gives? 🤷🏽‍♂️

@gvh41 Bots

Can someone explain the dryer vent cleaning business? This ad has 736 comments. Most people are asking "Do you service my area?" There's that much demand for a dryer vent guy?

𝕏 at 10pm on a Saturday night

@meetmikehiggins Wise up, fhese are scams. It’s the “Do you have an idea for an invention??” model. They trick people who think they’re going to be famous into paying $50k to shoot a “pilot” and then bounce. Source: seen it happen to a friend and his wife who thought they were the next big thing.

A TV producer just called me about starting my own HGTV flipping show. We talked about pitching the network with two possible storylines: 1. Family flipping - me taking my kids to flips, and basically having the whole family involved 2. Mike and Mom - my mom is pretty talented with design. Our dynamic together is great. Would you watch either?

Boomer: At your age in 1970 I paid off college & bought a house w/hard work Millennials: In 1970 college was 5% of median salary—Now it’s 44%. A median home was $24K—Now its $417K. The top marginal tax rate was 70%—Now its 37%. You worked hard—& then closed the door behind you.