Tu padre isaac

This is what it looks like when you watch MLS teams play

@suicidepixie Not 🫘 er enough

local coffee shop thinks me and my little sister are the same person so they gave me a jalapeño ham & cheese instead of regular bc my sister always gets it but it’s too spicy for me 😔💔💔💔💔

People should start tailgating before movies. Firing up the grill in the AMC parking lot.

bitch come here lets make some spotify playlist together

@suicidepixie Don’t wipe though twin

do i lose aura if i poop at work

The only thing I hate about Mexicans is that they really think hot Cheetos go on everything. 😡

@bburls @R_Thompson15 @POTUS He’s been pretty bad since before posting this. So I don’t think anyone has rooted for him

@R_Thompson15 @POTUS You’re just begging for us Dbacks fans to root against you

Meeting the leader of the free world was an incredible honor! I’ll never forget the joy I felt waking up to the results in 2016. Fast forward ten years, the greatest president of our lifetime is still fighting for the American people. Praying for continued favor over @POTUS and our country. USA!

“are u a grower or a shower” buddy, i am a beaner

Today in 2004, Mike Jones releases "Still Tippin" featuring Slim Thug and Paul Wall.

if you listen to crystal castles, you’re mexican

@QueenNighthawk @LeftyWinter 🤡

@LeftyWinter It’s gross when the governor who is supposed to represent every single person in her state, red and blue, manages to shit on anything the right wants because god forbid she piss of the crazy left! This is awful, and not something that should be celebrated.

Arizona Governor Katie Hobbs vetoes a bill that would rename a road after Charlie Kirk. This is her second Charlie Kirk bill she has vetoed!!!! Veto queen.

Tomorrow is 3/16. Don’t forget to leave out a six pack and a can of whoop ass for Stone Cold Steve Austin tonight.

This is pretty corny

Thank goodness. Those movies are turbo dogshit.

send me to iran with this loadout

SUNS BEAT LAKERS WITHOUT DBOOK AND DILLON BROOKS 😳

Mexicans be like “quieren café “ at 10 pm

Jalen Green ran over to Devin Booker and hugged him after hitting the game winning shot 🙂♥️

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING — Rep. Lieu said Full Epstein Files Show Trump Raping Children.