Nick

Wow,... you've managed to set the the bar for basic human decency below sea level, AND tunnelled beneath even THAT low threshold.

@fesshole You had a great day,.. you're ahead.

Lied to my boss about spending a voluntary "charity day" at a local nature reserve for a free day off. Popped along to get a photo as proof, met some volunteers and spent the day helping them. Had a great time. Can't work out if I'm ahead or not.

@mjsimpsonfilms @anon_opin Good ones have both. Shit ones are as described above, and an utter travesty.

@sickkid1972 @anon_opin Cheese scones are made by adding cheese into the dough. They don't have cooked cheese on the outside.

Whoever thought it a good idea to put cheese on the outside of baked goods, where it turns hard, crusty, burnt-tasting stuff, was a very sick person.

Jeez. Everyone these days feels like such a daywalker.

I've has the night off work, so I've had a few drinkies.

@anon_opin It might've been a couple of days ago actually,.. I'm a bit pished right now, but i know it was pretty recently.

@anon_opin Haven't we seen this Fess/Anon joke already today?

Crotchless knickers are quite uncomfortable to wear. My balls just fall out of the hole.

@fesshole "Cosby's Artisanal Chloroform. it's a knockout!"

I was well into my twenties before I realised that 'local anaesthetic' didn't mean 'an anaesthetic made around here'.

@rovksteady @fesshole They create passive aggressive Wi-Fi hotspots in public venues as catharsis.

@fesshole I wonder how people like you function without getting angry all the time

I create passive aggressive WiFi hotspots in restaurants etc. like ShutUpBeardyLoudmouth, ItsACafeNotAClimbingFrame or ControlYourKidsUselessParent

@Beigerevenge Is she.... going to kill the dog..?

I love this