Siddharth Seth

@swiggydesign - why can I not use my phone number when delivering to a new location (hotel). Horrible user experience trying to get food delivered while traveling.

Big Data Processing on Steroids! Integrating Informatica and Apache #Tez bit.ly/1Fz6rwm #hadoop

Now, here is why we bet on Hive (w/ LLAP) for sub-second queries... 312 "maps" in 729ms! Total: 0.93s #hadoopsummit

Nice! Apache Tez paper accepted at Sigmod! sigmod2015.org/accept_list.sh… h/t @bikassaha @krlis1337 #Hadoop

"This slide should be the fourth law of thermodynamics" —@pkedrosky

McCullum: I reckon we might have the home crowd tomorrow. I'm sure the Indian guys will certainly be rooting for us.

# /etc/init.d/daemon stop

Happy #Caturday, courtesy of @TheOddGentlemen #KingsQuest blog.theoddgentlemen.com/post/109688378… pic.twitter.com/0KFcp08LFj

The fastest/latest/greatest Apache Hive 0.14 and Pig 0.14 is available in HDP 2.2! Get it here hortonworks.com/blog/available…

is running a hive benchmark while running "rm -rvf" on a single machine for all HDFS blocks. The error handling is impressive.

The Apache Software Foundation Announces Apache™ Tez™ as a Top-Level Project blogs.apache.org/foundation/ent…

on a long enough timeline the operational cost of code dwarfs the cost of writing it. yet our profession usually optimizes for the latter.

I believe this expression is called the "oh fuck, I'm going to be a meme aren't I?"

Microsoft releases HDInsight for Hadoop 2.4 And Gains 100x Performance Increase bit.ly/1s1GX8S #hadoop

Iteration on Tez (k-means) with pig #hadoopsummit

Scientists Selectively Erase And Restore Memories po.st/ZDvodP via @IFLScience

Benchmarking Apache Hive 13 for Enterprise Hadoop | Hortonworks hortonworks.com/blog/benchmark…

A translation guide for software engineers (by btco@)

Discardable Memory and Materialized Queries in a Hadoop Cluster hortonworks.com/blog/dmmq/#.U4…

Discardable Distributed Memory: Supporting Memory Storage in HDFS hortonworks.com/blog/ddm/#.U4k…