Jim Wilcox 🍊
58.2K posts
Jim Wilcox 🍊
@sidewinder1961
🇺🇸🇮🇱#Christian. #Conservative. #ProLife. #1A. #2A. #BacktheBlue. Music enthusiast. Sharing laughs, tunes, and thoughts on life's absurdities.
Georgia, USA Katılım Kasım 2019
8K Takip Edilen7.3K Takipçiler
Doctor: You don’t look too good...
Do you smoke or drink alcohol?
Me: I drink it.
English
Good Morning Everyone! Happy Sunday! What would you do for a coffee? ☕️😬😜
English
They say if you fall off a horse get back up on it. Ok, but you’ll have to give me a couple minutes.
English
Billy Ray and Sally take a vacation to Orange Beach. They had a great time. Sally buried Billy Ray in the sand on the beach. Then Billy Ray buried Sally in the sand.
They had so much fun. A year later Billy Ray sat back and was thinking of how much fun they had on the beach. It was so much fun that he thought he might go back there and dig her up.
English
Name the song
I want you for my sweet pet
But you keep playing hard to get
I'm going around in circles
all the time
_____
I'm so _____,
my head is spinning
Like a whirlpool,
it never ends
And it's you, girl,
making it spin
You're making me ...
English
Name the song
If you search for tenderness,
it isn't hard to find
You can have the love
you need to live
But if you look for truthfulness,
you might just as well be blind
It always seems to be
so hard to give
"_______" is such a lonely word
Everyone is so untrue
English
As I looked into her eyes across the candlelit table, I felt my knees go weak, my heart began to race, and my stomach turned to butterflies...
That's when I realised I had drugged the wrong glass!
English
I pray that your cup overflows with God’s blessings today. May your day be beautiful, peaceful, happy, healthy, abundant, and filled with the love being sent your way now.
Good morning. God bless you. ✝️🙏🏻
English
💋Good Morning. Wishing you a peaceful Sunday. ✨☀️🧋♥️✨☀️🧋♥️
English
Breakfast before church, so my rumbling stomach doesn't disturb the congregation!! 🙏😂🤣
Have a fabulous Sunday friends!! 🫶💒🐕💛😇😉
English
@scarlettzone One of my best buddies lives in Jax Beach right up the road
English
Two old ladies are sitting at a bus stop, smoking...
It begins to rain, and one old lady pulls out a condom, stretches it out, snips the tip off, and puts it over her cigarette so she can smoke without her cigarette getting damp.
The other old lady thinks it's a nifty trick and asks her what she put over her cigarette.
The lady replies that it is a condom and that you can buy it at a pharmacy.
The second old lady thanks her and makes a note to pick one up when she gets her prescription filled later that week.
Sure enough, a few days later, she enters the pharmacy, goes up to the young man working the counter, and says, "Young man, I would like to buy a condom, please."
The young man is taken aback by her advanced age and replies, "Wow. Good for you! No one has ever asked me for help with that before…um. What size do you need?"
The old woman pauses, then replies, "I need one that will fit a camel."
English
