Simon Dougill

Fucking get in!

@chriscgood @garyswan2 @UpTheWakes Only if it was Div 1

@garyswan2 @UpTheWakes Pinchbeck

Grantham vs Belper looks a cracker! Grantham unbeaten at home all season (wow), score lots and have a great defensive unit. Belper on a 13 game (I think) win streak so on form and know how to spoil a party (Eastwood last season final game of season)! Should be tasty!

@georgekzee @joeysmith1990 @utdcos Also makes you wonder how it took 10 games for the UCL to become aware?

@joeysmith1990 @utdcos Don’t know mate hopefully they will be transparent on how they came to the decision. Maximum they could of had is 12 though

Ineligible player for 10 games. 16 points gained. Second offence of the season. Sanction: 9 points. So the punishment is… less than the advantage @utdcos Some precedent setting for the next few seasons…….

@granthamtownfc @M17GH_G Lee shaw v Newark and sherwood

⚽ Goal of the Season – Final Selection! ⚽ Now it’s your turn to decide the winner! 🏆 Choose your favourite from the selected goals and cast your vote by dropping a comment below or sending us a message. 🗳️ Voting closes at midnight on Friday 17th April Who gets your vote?

@leeshawy9 Top bloke, top player

250 games for this amazing club🙌🏻 Massive thanks to Grantham Town FC what a lovely touch🤝 what a club🙌🏻❤️⚽️ To have my boy present me with it too made it that extra special🥰

Regardless if we win or lose this, West Ham fans leaving with 15 mins + added remaining, hang your heads in shame.

@tnekmail The FA needs to take a look at itself too. Back in the day you could win the league but opt not to go up, with no penalties. For a club that knows it’s sustainable to be competitive at step 5, but not at step 4, what does it do? Play to finish 6th every season?

Non-League football has a serious money problem. Not sure the answer. Probably greater regulation at County FA level but appreciate that brings it's own issues. So many clubs unsustainably wasting ridiculous amounts chasing a dream that never comes.

@FoxNews Based on that logic give America back to the native Americans

TRUMP: "If we don't do it, Russia or China will take over Greenland, and we're not going to have Russia or China as a neighbor. Okay?" "I would like to make a deal the easy way. But if we don't do it the easy way, we're going to do it the hard way." "I'm a fan of Denmark...but, you know, the fact that they had a boat land there 500 years ago doesn't mean that they own the land." "NATO's got to understand that. I'm all for NATO. I saved NATO. If it weren't for me, you wouldn't have a NATO right now."

@andrewwright267 @RetroGTFC @dan_doog7 @granthamtownfc @BlackstonesFC @collectfootball Looks like Beckham, plays like Cattermole

@RetroGTFC @dan_doog7 @granthamtownfc @BlackstonesFC @collectfootball Body off bay watch , face off crime watch our Doug’s 😂😂😂😂

Well done as always @granthamtownfc for producing a physical matchday programme v @BlackstonesFC tonight. @collectfootball

@TheHighwayMen_ @granthamtownfc Is it still vegan food only in the snack bar?

#TomorrowsProgrammeToday We’re all set for our FA Vase clash at Harrowby against @granthamtownfc tomorrow ⚔️🏆. Our matchday programme, sponsored by The Consulting Room, is now live online. Physical copies will be available at the ground tomorrow! 🔗bit.ly/4ojvRKA

@DeepingRangers @utdcos @spaldingsport @PTAlanSwann @NonLeagueCrowd Well done Dibs. Top bloke.

Tonight we celebrated a significant milestone for David Burton Jones (Dibsy), who made his 600th appearance for Deeping Rangers. Thank you Dibsy for the commitment and contributions you have shown to the club. Congratulations! @utdcos @spaldingsport @PTAlanSwann @NonLeagueCrowd

@granthamtownfc Slabhead

90': Nathan Stainfield is awarded star player for Grantham Town FC First #GRAMEL #Pitchero granthamtownfc.com/teams/59867/ma…

@FortuneHotelUK Can’t be Jeremy’s brain.

Is that the smell of rubber burning... or just Fred's brain?!

@robertyates11 @RetroGTFC @granthamtownfc No Rob, worse than that. He was at a wedding.

@RetroGTFC @granthamtownfc Is Dougall injured?

With pre season optimism comes hope & @granthamtownfc delivered today. Not won in the league since October, it was crucial we got off to a good start. No Mitch, Stainfield or Dougall but still gave a great performance & deserved win on the opening day.A long 8 months to go but..

@OlivantShaun @AstonTaylor20 @granthamtownfc no one puts Doogs in a corner

@AstonTaylor20 @granthamtownfc Don’t forget Dougill

Great day today 😎 First league game for @granthamtownfc of the new season being in the 1st team, and minutes in the legs 3 points What a performance🙌 Still Mitch & Staino to come back Maybe predictions I’ve seen about our league position will have a rethink 🤔 ⚽️💪🖤🤍

@granthamtownfc @fulltimesj @Kealthecamguy Heard the game may be streamed? Fact or fiction?

Your team for the gingerbreads tonight as we prepare for the last of our preseason games 🤍🖤🤍🖤 @fulltimesj and @Kealthecamguy join us once again

@granthamtownfc Heard a rumour there might be a live stream? Anyone know if this is fact or fiction?

Please can everyone be aware. Due to licencing issues, this evening alcohol is only permitted within the bar area. Apologies for any inconvenience this causes.

@ClarksonsFarm1 Bloody dogs rammed me in the nadger again!

Best caption wins…

@granthamtownfc Most of that line up were under 18’s

FULL TIME: Pinchbeck United 2 - 2 Grantham Town FC granthamtownfc.com/teams/59867/ma…

@JeremyClarkson @nfliving @ClarksonsFarm1 🤣👌

@nfliving @ClarksonsFarm1 The mistake you’ve made here is assuming that that quote came from me. It didn’t. I have nothing to do with that account. So now you can go and find something else to be angry about.