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I identify as kilometers per second cause I want to km/s

ler livros somente te faz entediante usar drogas somente te faz um junkie ler e usar drogas te faz um verdadeiro intelectual

Previous scholars have argued that it is so over. In this paper, however, I posit that we are so back

a new guy was just released

One time I put a hole in a girl's wall by slamming her brother's PS4 controller in it, she didn't call the cops cuz I had her mindcontrolled via nutting in her. Then the construction job I worked at had me go there to repair the drywall, $50 in my pocket. The girl got an abortion

if i were a husband i'd touch my wife's feet, not because of feminism or equality but because i have a foot fetish

the world you grew up in no longer exists

Auto-translate feels like releasing invasive species into Japan. I saw a Japanese threatening a Russian by pirating Dostoevsky, only for the Russian to reply with a pirate site and some book recommendations. They have no natural defenses against these people. RIP the ecosystem.

Gone are the days...

fighting tips from the streets of delhi - always keep a 17 yo in your team. later blame him for everything. no police case, they're juvenile - hit below the belt, avoid anything that draws blood - never fight near cctv. use gali. - show up with 3x number or don't show up - helmet on during the fight. no face, no case

Apa jeet gaye! 🙏

at 23, light yagami had killed over 100.000 criminals, was working as a lead detective in a special police force, and dated a famous idol. at 23, i fantasize about light yagami having sex with the guy he killed.

agora deite gostosinho e alterne incessantemente de um aplicativo pro outro até desintegração total da alma

Literally all I need in life is a large vibrant friend group full of extroverted nerds, a beautiful smart funny gregarious girlfriend, and a high paying job that is both intellectually rewarding and socially impactful. That can’t be too hard right?

what happened to this movie looks good

1. pdhne gyi toh covid aagya 2. ghumne gyi toh world War 3. job AI kha gya 4. khana banane gyi toh gas khtm hogya

i dont get why adults think that at the ripe age of 18 you should have your entire life figured out , no mom i’ve actually planned to kill myself at 13 but somehow i’m still alive and now idk what to do

czasem jak wstaje rano to mam w glowie takie "japierdole, musze sie zabic" ale to rzadko mi sie zdarza, max 7 dni w tygodniu

acilen ihtiyacım olan şeyler: - şarap - esrar - 3 saat şiddetli seks - kendimi öldürmek tam da bu sırayla

im not really an intellectual so much as i have these quick rushes of intense thought and then spend the entire rest of my life jerking off compulsively

Well done Zinta,Congratulations Zinta, Team is playing well …. @realpreityzinta