Chris Sielaff

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Chris Sielaff

Chris Sielaff

@sielaffc

Katılım Eylül 2009
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Chris Sielaff
Chris Sielaff@sielaffc·
To any upcoming law school grads: not only is this advice not some closely held pearl of wisdom (it’s what all law students hear), it’s also bad on the merits. You don’t need to waste one of your last chances at having fun/getting laid on editing an article no one will ever read.
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Magills
Magills@magills_·
Man goes to the doctor, “Doc, I’m depressed. I keep banging women in their early 20s and I can’t stop.” Doc says, “the Foo Fighters are in town. Go to their concert and take your mind off of all the hot 20 somethings you keep banging.” The man says, “but Doc, I am Foo Fighters.”
Rolling Stone@RollingStone

Dave Grohl said he has been going to therapy "six days a week" and discussed the reaction to his admission of infidelity in a new interview. More: rollingstone.com/music/music-ne…

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Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪
Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪@polypocketknife·
walmart got the transgender feet sprinkles
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Velodus✨
Velodus✨@velodus·
They're calling it the most 2026 headline of all time
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Jonesy
Jonesy@FrotniteGuy·
Scrolling through the steam sale and I think I might have hit the jackpot
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Siobhan
Siobhan@internet_hottie·
people like this dont realize that archaeologists find a ton of artifacts and sites that predate agriculture and state-level societies. we have a pretty good idea about what was going on for the last 2 million years! its just that everything is indicative of hunting and gathering
Bark@barkmeta

The planet is 4.5 billion years old. Civilization is supposedly 6,000 years old. Nothing happened for 4.5 billion years? Not once? There are pyramids on every continent. Cities underwater. Structures modern engineers can’t replicate… The Earth resets itself with ice ages. Everything gets buried. We start over thinking we’re the first civilization. What if we’re not?

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Austrokraut 🇦🇹🔮🌿
The theater kids that actually take the extra steps and make all the effort to practice, perform and uphold all these quirky dances and cultural traditions for fun are almost exclusively all bleeding heart Liberals and you hate them.
The Conservative Alternative@OldeWorldOrder

In some cultures, women get down on all fours & twerk while throwing up gang signs. In Irish culture, women dance through the forest like angels. WE. ARE. NOT. THE. SAME.

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