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This! 👇🏼 Thank you.

@Allegiant Just a shout out to the crew of flight 1369 from SRQ to ROC. They called us after we exited because they found my daughter‘s wallet (with no ID, but they remembered her by a picture they found). The wallet had cash in it. We are so happy that you guys are honest.

USA USA USA 🏅🇺🇸 Congratulations to @Tommer97 and @usahockey on bringing home GOLD ‼️

The newsman keeps newsmaning.

Still the best game at Highmark 🥹 #BillsMafia

Planned obsolescence by @hp to sell more printers - let their certs expire so customers like me have to buy new. Done with @hp

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@SouthwestAir D They just deplaned us again and back in same huge line - confirmation is 4NJCAR. Can you get us re-booked from Cincinnati to SLC?

@sigv We're sorry to hear you were unable to get the assistance you needed over the phone. That said, in the future, our Social Care Team is here to assist as well. We truly hope the remainder of your travel goes smoothly! - Jhericca

3 planes stuck in Cincinnati and @SouthwestAir makes you stand in line (won’t handle on phone) #fail

@SouthwestAir Unfortunately too late! Ridiculous that you have 2 people trying to process hundreds of people instead of handling via phone

@sigv We truly regret to hear that you've been impacted by flight irregularities today. Feel free to send us a DM with your confirmation number, and we'll be happy to take a look at the options we have available! - Jhericca twitter.com/messages/compo…

The Wall Street Journal spoke to 30 packaged food company leaders. They said their greatest business “threat” was Americans wanting to be healthy.

DUMB AND DUMBER, STARRING MALIK AND DAVE The city of Rochester is FUBARed. Today, stuttering behind a lectern, the mayor condemned a handful of city cops for backing up law enforcement officers who called for help. It was Malik at his worst, it was progressivism at its most disgusting. In a city where the murder of a legal immigrant hasn’t elicited a response from City Hall or the Sixth Floor, the mayor and the chief have taken some 10 cops off the street because of the handcuffing of two illegal immigrants. On the day a mother got sentenced for leaving her baby to be dismembered by pit bulls while she went to smoke marijuana, the thing Mayor Numb and Chief Nuts called a press conference to denounce was cops answering a call for help. It was Monday night, at Lyell and Whitney, one of the easier places in Rochester to get shot, and Homeland Security was doing a traffic stop. This is America. They’re allowed to do that. They were effecting a traffic stop pursuant to their federal duties and at some point, with eight subjects in a van, things got cockeyed and somebody called for backup. That means officers in trouble. That means somebody with a badge and a gun could die. And while that’s no big deal to people who key Teslas, it will draw a response from other people who wear a badge and a gun. And the RPD came running. Just like they come running every time anybody calls for help. It’s in their job description. It’s in their DNA. The blue and whites flocked and pretty soon there were maybe 10 Rochester officers at the scene. Ten men and women who descended on a scene at which other law enforcement officers had judged there to be a possible threat. They descended on the scene and they secured the scene. Which I’m pretty sure is something they learn at cop school. You don’t have to watch too many YouTubes of cops getting shot to realize that when the stuff is in the wind you should make sure the various loitering homies aren’t going to pull a gun out of their saggy baggies and blow you away. And that is what the officers seem to have done. They looked in the van, they had contact with the subjects, and, according to Dumb and Ass, one of the officers assisted federal agents in removing two of the individuals from the vehicle and handcuffing them. That’s what happened. Nobody got maced, tased, shot or called the F-word. Just a bunch of officers showed up, to rejigger the math of the confrontation, and two guys, without force or resistance, got handcuffed. And Dumb and Dumber are outraged. Because Rochester is a sanctuary city, which means it’s a great place to steal a Kia and the best place to be an illegal alien. And in a town where some 50 Americans get handcuffed on the average day, Frick and Frack pissed their pants because two illegal aliens, for officer safety, got handcuffed. Let me translate that for you: That means Puss and Boots like people who broke into our country more than they like born-and-raised Rochesterians. It may also mean that Malik the Weak is getting nervous about that primary against Mary Lupien. When it comes to woke Democrats, the only way to beat stupid is with more stupid. And this was stupid. This was two years of a steady hand at the tiller blown to smithereens with a headlong leap into the absurd. This was a two-minute reminder on the evening news that you should thank God you don’t live in the city of Rochester. This was the reason “lateral transfer” was trending on local search engines. This was, hopefully, enough to bring down the wrath of Homan on the Flower City -- named for the action end of the marijuana plant. Federal officers were in trouble, Rochester officers came to their assistance, and those Rochester officers got jacked up by Peter and Principle. And this comes a week before the application deadline to take the next Rochester Police Department test. You’ve got to figure this will really help recruitment. Here’s my conclusion: This is bullshit. Two weak men called a press conference to denounce strong men who did their legal and moral duty. Dog and Crap put black marks on the careers of maybe a dozen officers, all to virtue signal their woke bona fides. And the people of Rochester turned off the evening news astounded by the stupidity of their mayor and police chief, dumbfounded to learn that the brass hates the cops that much.

Hell ya! New York state's highest court throws out NYC law that allowed non-citizens to vote in municipal elections. Ruling says that the state constitution is clear: Only citizens can vote in New York State. nycourts.gov/ctapps/Decisio…

RFK Jr. says the President has lost 30 lbs, in part by (mostly) skipping the bun on his burgers. Ditch the sugars and grains to lose weight and improve metabolic health. I can't believe this message is finally getting out there! thehill.com/homenews/admin…

@BlackBearsNAHL @NAHLHockey Wow - congrats!

Congratulations on hitting this milestone Coach! Maryland are lucky to have ya 🥳👏 Head Coach/GM of the Maryland Black Bears, Clint Mylymok, records his 200th win behind the bench in a 5-4 overtime thriller vs. the Northeast Generals. #MarylandBlackBears | #NAHL

@BlackBearsNAHL @NAHLHockey @NHL Great player!

Not everyday do you get your goal scored featured on the national broadcast during an NHL game 👀🚨 Very cool to see the Army Commit’s, Kareem El-Bashir, commented on by a couple former pros! @NAHLHockey @NHL #MarylandBlackBears #NAHL

THEY DISGUST ME.

PROMISES KEPT: @GovKathyHochul and corrections Commissioner Marshmallow have cancelled health insurance for some 13,000 striking prison guards. That's a lot of chemo and neonatal care that's got to be called off. Too bad they're not illegal aliens, they'd get free healthcare.

Zero Democrats applaud for Payton McNabb who suffered traumatic brain injury from a man playing women’s sports: