Brother NightTrain 🚲

I witnessed a shiny green beetle attack an ant. The ant fought back, and the beetle let it go.

@greenlinetees Hesitant enthusiasm

How we feeling Celtics fans?? #Differenthere

@BaptistPress In the last days [of the sbc] God declares, I will pour out my spirit upon all flesh ...[BUT ONLY MEN] shall prophesy...

The Southern Baptist Convention will soon consider final action on an amendment to the SBC Constitution stating that a cooperating Southern Baptist church “affirms, appoints, or employs only men as any kind of pastor or elder as qualified by Scripture.” baptistpress.com/resource-libra…

Booker? But no Jayl3n Brown... i mean, ...Booker?

Philly's style of basketball with Embiid on the floor is so boring.

A British writer penned the best description of Donald Trump I’ve ever read: “Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?” A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has no class, no charm, no coolness, no credibility, no compassion, no wit, no warmth, no wisdom, no subtlety, no sensitivity, no self-awareness, no humility, no honour and no grace – all qualities, funnily enough, with which his predecessor Mr. Obama was generously blessed. So for us, the stark contrast does rather throw Trump’s limitations into embarrassingly sharp relief. Plus, we like a laugh. And while Trump may be laughable, he has never once said anything wry, witty or even faintly amusing – not once, ever. I don’t say that rhetorically, I mean it quite literally: not once, not ever. And that fact is particularly disturbing to the British sensibility – for us, to lack humour is almost inhuman. But with Trump, it’s a fact. He doesn’t even seem to understand what a joke is – his idea of a joke is a crass comment, an illiterate insult, a casual act of cruelty. Trump is a troll. And like all trolls, he is never funny and he never laughs; he only crows or jeers. And scarily, he doesn’t just talk in crude, witless insults – he actually thinks in them. His mind is a simple bot-like algorithm of petty prejudices and knee-jerk nastiness. There is never any under-layer of irony, complexity, nuance or depth. It’s all surface. Some Americans might see this as refreshingly upfront. Well, we don’t. We see it as having no inner world, no soul. And in Britain we traditionally side with David, not Goliath. All our heroes are plucky underdogs: Robin Hood, Dick Whittington, Oliver Twist. Trump is neither plucky, nor an underdog. He is the exact opposite of that. He’s not even a spoiled rich-boy, or a greedy fat-cat. He’s more a fat white slug. A Jabba the Hutt of privilege. And worse, he is that most unforgivable of all things to the British: a bully. That is, except when he is among bullies; then he suddenly transforms into a snivelling sidekick instead. There are unspoken rules to this stuff – the Queensberry rules of basic decency – and he breaks them all. He punches downwards – which a gentleman should, would, could never do – and every blow he aims is below the belt. He particularly likes to kick the vulnerable or voiceless – and he kicks them when they are down. So the fact that a significant minority – perhaps a third – of Americans look at what he does, listen to what he says, and then think ‘Yeah, he seems like my kind of guy’ is a matter of some confusion and no little distress to British people, given that: • Americans are supposed to be nicer than us, and mostly are. • You don’t need a particularly keen eye for detail to spot a few flaws in the man. This last point is what especially confuses and dismays British people, and many other people too; his faults seem pretty bloody hard to miss. After all, it’s impossible to read a single tweet, or hear him speak a sentence or two, without staring deep into the abyss. He turns being artless into an art form; he is a Picasso of pettiness; a Shakespeare of shit. His faults are fractal: even his flaws have flaws, and so on ad infinitum. God knows there have always been stupid people in the world, and plenty of nasty people too. But rarely has stupidity been so nasty, or nastiness so stupid. He makes Nixon look trustworthy and George W look smart. In fact, if Frankenstein decided to make a monster assembled entirely from human flaws – he would make a Trump. And a remorseful Doctor Frankenstein would clutch out big clumpfuls of hair and scream in anguish: ‘My God… what… have… I… created?' If being a twat was a TV show, Trump would be the boxed set.” -Nate White

Derrick White’s new ad with Sam Adams is just amazing😂

@RamonesOfficial Warthog

You can only listen to one Ramones song on repeat for a day… what are you putting on?

@Riley_Gaines_ @icons_women "Community note" anyone?

Male player, Henry Hanlon, scored 26 pts in girls high school basketball game last week in San Francisco This is the third consecutive game where he's scored more than 1/3 of the team's points The emperor wears no clothes

@billyv_33 Did you hear the "Flacco" cover of Lola?

@sikivi I forgot that was a Kinks cover. You can kick start a career covering the Kinks (see Halen, Van)

Stop Your Sobbing

beercup game we hardly knew ya Go Celtics!

Faith > ideology Logic > ideology Common Sense > ideology

dragonz blood is a dumb name for an incense

@shemaiahng Great song tho

It seems an ominous start to the day when I wake with the Smiths lyrics “Oh Mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head” on repeat in my head.

Weird win, Celtics

Having to listen to ESPN announcers... fine

Getting out-hustled by the suxers. Fine

@Andr6wMale Attack of the 50 Foot Woman and Mr. Hate....both by The Tubes.

When I was a kid three of my fave songs were Gordon Lightfoot's Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald, Fairport Convention's Tam Lin and The Temptations' Papa Was A Rolling Stone because listening to them was like being told a story. Which are your favourite short-story songs?

@BarryIsFunny you betcha

If you were murdered and you could assign any tv detective in your will to find your killer, who would you pick? Respond with a gif.