sillytickleman

I’ll have an orange if you peel one

Why do the basketball players wait for help to get up like just get up

@bobthelegend123 @almostmikewhite Why is mike white tagged in everything

1. Most 18-25 year old Male drivers that crash aren’t bad drivers, just reckless. 2. If every driver was an 18-25 year old male there would be fewer crashes and less traffic. #yoshingrn #unbias @almostmikewhite

What time is it too late to start a movie

We have entered the “is it worth buying more of” stage of school

I answer potential spam, its spam. I don’t answer potential spam, and it’s confirmation for an important appointment . Can’t win

@ryanzuck77 Honestly touse acquaintances are the best

Someone just promoted from a touse acquaintance to a bouse friend.

College is just camp with classes as activities (everyone skips) and NHBT is intercamps

@YapAttack123 LOL

Aephi daughter or beta son

Crocs and urgent care go together and I just can’t explain it

Don’t tell me ur dogs so sweet when it has that rope around their mouth

@bobthelegend123 Sports, airport, sports, airport. We want more content !

You know why I like delta? When i get delayed they do it b4 im at the airport. No jinx but DTW took 15 seconds to get thru

@joshzinkin_ Well that’s a typo if I’ve ever seen one

@goodlenoodlegal It’s giving only drinking OJ on vacation @YapAttack123

I love when I pack before going away I ask myself if I should pack gym clothes as if I ever worked out in my life

Shavua tov

@alienincrisis @YapAttack123 @rawrrrrrmonster

am i the elephant in the room

Stop bringing your 12yr old son into the women’s bathroom at the airport

@goodlenoodlegal @joshzinkin_ @YapAttack123 IM DYING

@joshzinkin_ @YapAttack123 Walk up is an understatement, it’s more of invisible jump roping

Jewish dancing so brutal I don’t think I can have a wedding

@UNCLEDREWHOPKIN @YapAttack123 Retweet. @YapAttack123 is known

@YapAttack123 It’s so annoying. Like Ur not that cool. And u def know who @YapAttack123 is stop acting like u don’t. Accounting goat Also I hope everyone has a great day

IF U. R KEDMA AND YOU DONT WAVE BACC OR SMYLE WHEN I PASS U IN DA WALCKS TO KLASS IT RLY HURTS MY FEELINGS WHAT THE HECK SCREW U #iceman #iceman #icemantiffanybluestone

And @MrsRabbitman

Happy bday rebbe nachman