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Adios. @silvercuellar3.bsky.social

Moving steadily past darkest timeline, to the Fall of Rome level shit.

@JBajancopymaker I just cooked 300 of these things for my kids' school festival if you want to focus group me in exchange for more patties.

It’s true

Who's your Battery Daddy?

Another one for the ol' X-mas list.

(Giggles like 10-year old)

Happy "It's You Served Us, Let us Serve You" restaurant marketing email day to all who celebrate.

@tconn They just kept unloading the bananas. Shirtless Hartnett was the door prize.

Trap, like most M. Night films not called Sixth Sense or Signs, flows along brilliantly from a terrific premise until the third act then it’s, what are we even doing here?

All the people in my neighborhood with Trump signs tied for scariest Halloween decorations.

Despite being in a Shammalammadingdong joint, Josh Hartnett is the best movie villain in years.

If a racist says racist things, and it doesn't bother you and you vote for the racist, guess what that makes you?

Superstar DJ Keoki's All Mixed Up Squelch - Darkhappy to Poltergeist - Vicious Circles, all time rager. Forever and always.

@Movember Inigo Montoya has aged really well.

It's time to send that group text. Create your own Movember team to have fun and strengthen camaraderie with friends, peers and colleagues. Plus, you'll be changing the face of men's health along the way. Sign up or download the Movember app at movember.com/register

@SouthernBelleFa 👀

@tconn Technically, it's Cartel. Not Mafia.

@silvercuellar3 hold up, you're not?

Reminiscing about simpler times. When I was but a wee lad in High School rumored to be in the Mexican Mafia.

Take all my money. youtube.com/watch?v=_jTFLg…

My sons now refer to Western Kentucky's Big Red as Blood Grimace.

@TestKitchen If you have leftover sparkling wine, you're doing it wrong.

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Not that anyone asked, but I highly recommend buying a new car blitzed on Xanax.