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She lost her job because of the terr!ble MTN and Airtel network, she’s d!sabled and just got the remote job and now she lost it due to terrible network services 💔💔

@OURFATHER_NG @dammiedammie35 If you’re homeless, just buy a house. If you’re brainless, just grow a brain

@dammiedammie35 Common sense should have told her to purchase starlink if she is earning much

@nwanyioma18 @LASHYBILLS The child abused the mother too

@LASHYBILLS You all complimenting this act should be sued of supporting child abuse 🙂‍↔️, Damn!

A mother forced her son to slam his PS5 the same way he had slammed her pet cat.

@narrybvm @michaelbusayo66 @TheHarpistlife @fueki_lee Are speaking for your daughter?

@simdeeclouder @michaelbusayo66 @TheHarpistlife @fueki_lee Yet Una dey follow sugar daddy... Are y'all the female dogs?

A large portion of marriages in Nigeria are Open marriages, it's just closed on the women's side.

@autorelocator @kingKerubo Talking like a jss1 heartbroken boy

@kingKerubo Exactly you’re just warming the spot for someone better. That’s important, just like sanitation. Someone needs to remove our refuse. Very underrated work. Keep up the good work, that replaceable pussy has its place

I love being replaceable to most men, I’m not special and the next woman is probably better than me Very freeing and liberating. It allows me not to over perform

@3rdBlackChris @olajide_adedeji @isbae_u Girl omg, I personally wouldn’t let this go 😂😂😂

@olajide_adedeji @isbae_u You know people within your circle not those above YOUR CIRCLE.

Chioma goodhair on curiosity made me ask

@michaelbusayo66 @TheHarpistlife @fueki_lee Polygamy has always been an option for men that are dogs

@TheHarpistlife @fueki_lee Marriage/Monogamy isn’t for people that can’t eat 3 square meals either. So what’s your point ? Polygamy has always been an option for the top 10% of men and a lot of you people don’t mind sharing top men either.

@eke_ng_ @notyourhom60332 @fueki_lee @nurse_ugbede May not bring a child to your home but an std? For sure. As someone who worked in a hospital, I can tell you that for free.

It’s not the same thing Madame. You can’t pay school fees for a child you don’t know it’s yours for 20 years as a woman stop capping. Only a woman can pull that stunt on a man. A man can have a child outside wedlock and yes he’ll never make or pretend it’s the woman’s child and force her to take care of it with her money. The only hypocrisy here is from you

@AondoverAA @Zainab_Folasade @fueki_lee Rest

@Zainab_Folasade @fueki_lee It's normal for people with Bad character and madness to try and whitewash themselves, cheaters will always feel attacked when called out.. 2 cheaters, singer and backup dancer, that's the 2 of u...

@Mr_pharmphresh @DAMIADENUGA Nkem pls where in Nigeria do you stay so I can come live there? Maybe fuel is cheaper there, and there are jobs, cheaper food, steady electricity, good healthcare system and no kidnapping You dare blame her for choosing to push instead of retreating to her comfort zone, coward.

@DAMIADENUGA In all her story she never said she made any attempt to contact any African consulate to try and return back home. She preferred living as a slave than returning to Nigeria. Well if that's how she sees life then it's her business

A Nigerian lady shares how moving to Ukraine for study to becoming a refugee due to an active war. 🏷️ IG/the_oluwaseyi_

@thisismeeema I’ve heard worse from Nigerian artists

Priscilla it’s because of you oo😭😭

@uxtobiaf It’s giving granny

I raise you gold chrome

@darthdiamandis @vangeorgh Please what’s overstimulating here

@vangeorgh This is so visually overstimulating

Dear Nigerians, interior design is beyond just flashy lights and color 🙏🏼

Go to hell

@growsbytheriver @MCN_Enigma @yabaleftonline Even when a thief is caught for stealing food, his punishment is not to be burnt alive even with jungle justice. If jungle justice can know when a punishment is bigger than a crime but you don’t, then your sense of judgement is evil and corrupted, and you need to self evaluate.

@simdeeclouder @MCN_Enigma @yabaleftonline When you go to Rome and they say don't go here, don't come out this period, don't eat this and you disobey, wether it's madness,r^ping, keeling, anyone u see take .try dey obey traditions. If gov say curfew don't come out by 6pm and u go out, whatever they like they can do to u

Ozoro Festival: Those girls in Ozoro should have known the situation of things; why did they come outside? If you know how a place is, you will tread carefully; if they had the sense to stay indoors, they wouldn’t experience it." - Lady drops her two cents

@growsbytheriver @MCN_Enigma @yabaleftonline And I hope that when you do go to Rome, you take the time and read all their laws, by all I mean all of them. For if you disobey one due to lack of knowledge of this rule, I do hope you bear no grudges while they pass rods through your anus cause that’s the equivalence of rape.

@MCN_Enigma @yabaleftonline So when you go to Rome and find out that they rape women, you will join them? Maybe it’s not about Rome then, maybe it’s what you’ve always wanted.

@yabaleftonline When you go to Rome, behave like the Romans .

@Aje_Olatunde @Teeniiola So hey there’s a river God asked me to sell to you.

@Teeniiola It is possible broo, we all have access to God in a different way, God is not human

How on earth is this even possible? These prophet and prophetess have been praying on this water for seven days, and on the the seventh day it started giving this sign that prayers have been answered 👀

@ObaDeleke So her feelings beings hurt isn’t a good reason to apologize but you not starving was?

I offended my wife yesterday. No be small offense… the kind wey even you know say you don mess up. I saw it for her face. That quiet pain… no shouting, no drama. But my ego? My ego tell me, “You be man. No go apologize first.” So I stand my ground like mumu general wey dey fight war wey no concern am. She no argue. She no shout. She just… went quiet. And that silence? E loud pass insult. Morning come… I wake up, my mind dey on breakfast. At least make life go back to normal. I enter kitchen… Nothing. No tea. No bread. No “good morning”. Just empty kitchen and tension. Instead of me to apologize, I say, “No wahala, I go cook.” Na there my suffering start. I enter kitchen with confidence… 30 minutes later, na confusion I cook. Rice wey no gree cooperate. Stew wey look like anger and regret mix together. The aroma alone dey warn me. I still serve am. First spoon… I pause. Second spoon… I drink water. Third spoon… I accept say life no be by force. That moment e clear me: You dey suffer… and you still dey form ego? Hunger don humble me finish. I carry myself go meet her. Voice don reduce… “I’m sorry.” No grammar. No explanation. Just truth. She look me… pause small… then nod. Few minutes later? Correct food land. Hot. Sweet. Peaceful. That’s when I understand: Ego no dey cook. Pride no get recipe. And if you like, use ego cook, na you go still suffer am. I use my ego cook… and wetin come out punish me. I still go back go apologize. Now guess who is eating better this afternoon😌