El Cornichon

Les mathématiques, c'est pour les nerds. Le Canadien gagne le match et la série.

DES GARDIENS QUI CÉLÈBRENT LEUR GARDIEN GOALIES CELEBRATING THEIR GOALIE #GoHabsGo

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MONTREAL IS MOVING ON!!! 🔵⚪️🔴 For the first time since 2021, the @CanadiensMTL have advanced to the Second Round of the #StanleyCup Playoffs! Presented by @NavyFederal

That’s gotta be one of the most greasy playoff wins in NHL History and maybe sports history. Arbys french fry onion ring fried chicken pepperoni homeless people hair levels of grease. The entire Tampa crowd needs to go home and take a bath in the strongest dish soap on the market. I cannot believe what I just saw. A win is a win though. Holy hell. Ça doit bien être l'une des victoires en séries éliminatoires les plus « grasses » de l'histoire de la LNH, et peut-être même de l'histoire du sport tout court. Un niveau de gras digne d'un mélange d'Arby's, de frites, de rondelles d'oignon, de poulet frit, de pepperoni et de cheveux de sans-abri. Toute la foule de Tampa devrait rentrer chez elle et prendre un bain avec le liquide vaisselle le plus dégraissant du marché. Je n'arrive pas à croire ce que je viens de voir. Mais bon, une victoire reste une victoire. Bon sang de bonsoir.

Montreal let’s just go out there and fuckin take this shit. Fuck it. It’s right there, it’s your time. Tampa had its time. That time is over. It’s Tampa bay, it’s sunny out, you’re all the way down there anyway you might as well just play 60 minutes of fuck you road game hockey and take a win back to the city. It means everything to the people. It’s about the people. Laughing it up on the plane outta there with a win in your back pocket. Let’s do this god damn shit why not us

@heatdaddy69420 LMAO

White guys for Harris rally in Seattle went harder but this is still sick .

@seanhhm I can fix him

Habs scouts made the right read on him. Still think they should have taken a run at Leonard but at least they dodged this bullet.

@AnaheimDucks Proposal for a PROUN street celebration, by El Lissitzky, 1923

Attention, @CanadiensMTL fans. @colecaufield is currently locked in. But he left this letter with us to share with you before Game 3: “MONTRÉAL!!!! We want the Bell Centre ROCKIN’ tomorrow night!!!” theplayerstribune.com/cole-caufield-…

JURAJ SLAFKOVSKÝ IS YOUR @ENERGIZER OVERTIME HERO AND THE @CANADIENSMTL TAKE GAME 1! 🔵⚪️🔴 #STANLEYCUP

@ivandemigoal Cringe take tbh

I’m sorry but this changes many things, I’d be more than open to trade him this summer for a piece that can help us now. I just don’t see why he needs to go back for a 3rd year while he’s been dominating. The Habs window is opening and I don’t think they can wait for him to be impactful.

"De Maurice, à Boom Boom, à Guy, à Steve, à Pierre, à Stéphane, à Cole. Le flambeau est passé. 50 buts!" 🎙️ "From Maurice, to Boom Boom, to Guy, to Steve, to Pierre, to Stéphane, to Cole. The torch has been passed. 50 goals!" 🚨 Pierre Houde's call of Cole Caufield's 50th goal was UNREAL 🤩 (🎥: @RDSca)

COLE CAUFIELD A 50 BUTS COLE CAUFIELD HAS 50 GOALS #GoHabsGo

Earthset. The Artemis II crew captured this view of an Earthset on April 6, 2026, as they flew around the Moon. The image is reminiscent of the iconic Earthrise image taken by astronaut Bill Anders 58 years earlier as the Apollo 8 crew flew around the Moon.

AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE @projecthailmary 🤝 @NASA

Book Rocky meets Movie Rocky, Project Hail Mary

LISAN AL GAIB

Project Hail Mary, 2026

project hail mary is one hell of a visual spectacle