Simon James

@JJSharpers @BriW74 @metpoliceuk Your mum was armed with a tongue that could penetrate metal and a glare that turned you into a pillar of salt!!!!

Boy 3 just threatened Boy 1 with a rounders bat cos he revealed his hiding spot. Wild that my Mum was a 19 year old @metpoliceuk probationer 👮🏻‍♀️ in the late 70s & had less to protect her on night duty foot patrols around Plumstead 🤣 #LongestServingOfficer #50YearsIn #Legend

@apoliticaleye @obbsie If you lose it, it’ll need to be replaced and you will get interrogated as to its loss. My version can produce said phone un damaged, just like my court baton, prestine and un damaged. With nothing incriminating on it 🤷‍♂️

@simonajames28 @obbsie Lot of effort when you could just lose it.

The Metropolitan Police's Special Constabulary Chief officer James Deller has been suspended after sexual content was allegedly found on his work phone. The content was apparently discovered during an Artificial Intelligence sweep for content present on official phones. Deller has 29 years of experience in policing volunteering, spanning across four different police forces, including Dyfed-Powys, Humberside Police and the chief officer of Surrey Police Special Constabulary. At the time of his appointment to the Met in 2023 he was Head of Core Skills at King’s College Hospital NHS Foundation Trust.

@obbsie @apoliticaleye I have to say if I was magically returned to duty and given a job phone again, it would be put in a lead box, inside a foil covered holdall and locked in a metal drawer!!!!!

@apoliticaleye What a total twat.

@CarolinejGoode @history99917180 She should get half the prison sentence then🤔

@history99917180 I’m sure that’s why they divorced, so she could keep half the assets before his court appearance

Are you seriously suggesting the person who was the leader of the Scottish parliament didn’t notice when her husband rocked up in a camper van worth £125 grand? Seriously?? You’re a fucking idiot if you believe Nicola Sturgeon or the SNP.

@ExInspectorBDS @ThatFloWoman The white poo question is a simple one. In those days the Sunday lunch included a bone. Said bone after being used to make gravy and broth was almost entirely calcium, given to the dog to chew before plastic and voila calcium poo which is white

@ThatFloWoman Dogs were let out to roam the streets in the 70s. And even 80s. Occasionally they'd form packs and, at times, it could be dangerous. And, bizarrely, lots of dog shit was white. God knows how.

Someone on Facebook has posted that they’ve put water by their gate for any passing dogs. Someone else has told them that it’s cruel for dogs to drink from communal bowls. I don’t know how we got through the seventies. 🤦‍♀️

@GBNEWS Don’t just review the sentence, sack the judge and review the ridiculous sentencing guidelines. Start to impose proper prohibitive sentences on these offenders, make the deterrent real

‘It’s so manifestly wrong what the judge has done in this case.’ Crime and Justice Commentator Danny Shaw believes the rape case, in which two teenage boys were spared jail, has been described as ‘appalling’ by Keir Starmer, as law officers are urgently reviewing the sentence.

@medwaymakem @NatalieFleetMP Any politician worth their weight would be screaming for this judge to be dismissed, why nothing from our government? Because the woke liberal ideology is embedded in their narrative. Liberalism of our justice system has brought us to this point where no one gets punished

@NatalieFleetMP And your thoughts on the judge? The fact you don’t name and shame says it all …you’re complicit in this sorry excuse for justice

My heart breaks for these brave girls.

@medwaymakem @lowles_nick @mikerflinn I’m at a loss how his organisation and he himself haven’t faced criminal investigations over their content? One rule for them I suggest!!!!

@lowles_nick @mikerflinn Are you the guy who spread rumours about acid attacks ? It was lies and you knew so

After Matt Goodwin’s absolute car crash of a candidature in Gorton & Denton, Reform went safe and picked a local plumber who they thought would go down well against Andy Burnham. Vile and highly offensive social media posts means Reform is now shielding the candidate from the media. I’m hearing from sources within Reform that they were surprised by the Survation poll that put them only three points behind Labour. Not only does their own canvassing put them further behind, but it also puts Restore on higher than 7%.

@history99917180 I always counter with, do you watch horror films? If they answer yes. I just shrug and say I never had to

Interesting conversation with a work colleague of Sam yesterday. Started talking about my old job as a rat. She asked me how I managed to get used to being exposed to so much trauma and tragedy. My reply actually surprised me. I said, ‘if you’re lucky you don’t get used to it’

@PeterStefanovi2 Any law or convention that puts others ahead of public safety is not a benefit to the UK. The ECHR has not protected the uk public, it has put them at risk time after time after time. Created by lawyers to only benefit lawyers

The ECHR has protected British people from abuses of power by its own government. Nigel Farage wants us to leave it. Please think about that

@CarolinejGoode @Declassified66 Would appear to be chemical made cream on a split dog biscuit with a ketchup topping!!!! Not sure Meg’s will be making her fortune with this!!!!!

@Declassified66 What even is that?

Don’t worry, they would never serve this in England. Scones are not brown on the inside.

@NotFarLeftAtAll Any of these new age comedians!!!!!

What Comedian isn’t even funny at all? I’ll start Lenny Henry..

@Perky_43 Cold dog farts magic!!!!

Air con ❄️ unit purchase in 2017 turned out to be one of my best investments ever.

@KieraDiss Best you read some legislation sunshine, public order act s5 and also look at the railway bylaws they are even stricter. Once you’ve educated yourself you can then STFU and stop criticising police

“YOU CAN BE ARRESTED FOR SWEARING IN PUBLIC!” That’s straight from a British police officer’s mouth as he removed this couple from a train between Doncaster and London. They’d had a few drinks but someone had made a complaint and police were called. Ludicrous.

@Perky_43 @TRobinsonNewEra @AileenBart60380 I take my hat off to the lad at the back standing with his hands in his pockets not kneeling. Well done sunshine

@TRobinsonNewEra @AileenBart60380 Not a chance in the world my lad would step into one.

Beaver scouts(6-8yrs)taken on a trip to Stirling mosque. Don't let them take your children to these places and participate in these activities.

@history99917180 @Hill_Darran B’stad!!!!! Every NHC I was the one earning least on the serial. No one mentioned it often to me though!!!!!!

@Hill_Darran When the Pc is earning more than the DCI.

To all the duty governors and DI’s setting your alarms for early turn. Cheer up, just think of the overtime. Oh, hang on. My bad.

@medwaymakem @ScotNational It’s a miracle, serious bruising and cleared up on trip home!!!! What no photos 🤔Stop the bloody lying propaganda

@ScotNational Comedy gold this 🤣🤡

'The pain was excruciating' Scottish Global Sumud Flotilla activist Hughie Stirling recalls the horrific treatment he was subject to while being held in Israeli detention

@Perky_43 Whilst I commiserate with the parents, sadly having someone shout this on a flight where people are already anxious could lead to a serious medical issue. I certainly would not want him on any flight

Mixed feelings on this one. Left shoulder says he has tourettes & it's to be expected that highly inappropriate things will be said. Right shoulder says the comfort and safety of all the passengers trumps his condition. Shouting bomb throughout the flight can't be allowed.

@JJSharpers 🤣🤣🤣

@simonajames28 My Mother would be ashamed.

This platform is so funny because you can just be posting & being yourself & despite following your posts being completely optional, you’re irritating people to the point they need to be offensive. Anyway, here’s to existing and being annoying. Happy Bank Holiday Weekend ❤️