Simon Cumming

My podcast launches Monday w 3 eps. Ft @MurphyMcLachlan @TheTRyanosaurus & @KateDehnert ! Check it out! twitter.com/billionspod/st…

@sashasheko @metrotrains This tweet was the way I discovered it's train replacement buses on the Craigieburn line. I first read this tweet as I started a public transport trip to Craigieburn. True stuff of nightmares.

Hi @metrotrains this isn't particularly useful info for Craigieburn line passengers. Would be good to show info to take train to N Melb and replacement bus from there or whatever the recommended alternative is. Thanks

🎶See my pod, see my pod! It’s real good, I swear to god!🎶 On the latest episode, @murphymclachlan is joined by @simonbcumming & Tom Keele to chat about season 6’s Two Dozen and One Greyhounds

@sashasheko Not recent at all, but my strongest memory of the Greyhound was taking one overnight through upstate NY where they made us get out at every stop for some reason. 1am, 3am, 5am. Dark times

Anybody who has ridden Greyhound buses recently in the US, what was it like? I'm taking from Bakersfield to LA in a few days and not quite sure what to expect given the very negative reviews...

@binchbus Criminally under appreciated tweet.

bed kebab. adams kabedbys

Willikers! It’s a you beaut fair dinkum bonza new episode of the poddy! @MurphyMcLachlan is joined by @simonbcumming & @mattstew_art to discuss Bart Vs Australia

@marnievinall Yesss

Bit of sports on ABC Breakfast for your Easter Monday 🐣⚽️ 🙈

@alexandersheko Name names plz 😈

I was initially going to declare this the stupidest transport thing I've ever seen but there are some pretty strong contenders in that category

Speaking as a transport professional, this is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen

@alexandersheko @BenjaminMillar Genuinely a good read. Please keep these coming haha.

@BenjaminMillar Just made a submission in support particularly in terms of the application to reduce car parking to zero. More and better quality bike parking than required by the planning scheme is a nice aspect of this application.

@stephengentle @implicitrealist @jaimyn_m @RonniSalt I think it's more of a hard rubbish vibe. Like they accidentally left the valuables on the nature strip.

@implicitrealist @jaimyn_m @RonniSalt I think of the “front door” as things like firewalls and authentication, and breaking those would have been a more sophisticated attack. So yeah, there was no “unlocked front door” because the attacker didn’t have to go through any kind of “door”!

@binchbus Thank you! Didn't really see this coming for me, but government department website mishaps are now a professional interest for me haha.

@simonbcumming Aboriginal Victoria, named and shamed

if i were a large government department i would simply launch a new website without setting up any redirects and break all external hyperlinks

@remembersonly @talnottowel @higunner00 @CafeFunk5000 @rohdejensen @anicacihla I think the difference will also be rate you do it at. The ruler is functioning as a lever and she's hitting it really fast so the acceleration at the end of ruler under the paper would be very high.

@talnottowel @higunner00 @CafeFunk5000 @rohdejensen @anicacihla How does it work with something stiffer like say cardboard or piece of wood where the corners don’t bend?

@FabelFrieda @Frances_Coppola That got me for a second too. It's in '000s. No idea why they didn't write that in like you normally would.

The financials in Voyager's press release reveal just how bad their situation is. They have a massive hole in their balance sheet labelled "3AC". Nearly three-quarters of their assets have gone missing. newswire.ca/news-releases/…

@binchbus Inside baseball on this is it gives you positive news things to say. Like if you're single tier pricing you get "hey we're doing this gig" and that's it unless it sells out. Also the amount of stress involved with people not buying tickets until late is so crazy. 😬😬

fuck off with this first release second release ticket bullshit for tiny gigs. split the difference and have one goddamn price

@mckinleaf Oooh this is good. I feel this feeling all the time.

Good description of ADHD freeze/paralysis by Cam Gott (as with most ADHD experiences: it's not exclusive to people with ADHD or diagnostic on its own, but it is much more common in people with ADHD)

@marnievinall Oh. My. God. 😵. Incredible.

Um. This is amazing 😮🔥

@mckinleaf Love this. Never seen it explained so neatly before!

I am on @murphstavernpod this week talking about an absolute classic of a Simpson's El - King Size Homer 👑👑👑

Grab yourself some Ham Ahoy and order a Tab, it’s Episode 28 of Murph’s Tavern! This week @murphymclachlan is joined by @simonbcumming and @cassvag to chat about King Size Homer! Listen for free wherever you get your pods