simon frith

@FGRFC_Official More subs than the American navy.

Forest Green Rovers are delighted to announce the permanent signing of D’Mani Mellor from Macclesfield following the activation of the release clause, as confirmed by Macclesfield at 12:00 pm today. D'Mani will wear the number 4⃣4⃣ shirt at the Rovers. #WeAreFGR💚

"History has been made!" 😮 Macclesfield have knocked out the holders of the FA Cup in one of the biggest upsets in cup history.

@NatWest_Help can’t access app, can’t access online banking as I need to confirm ID through the app!! What do I do?

@NatWest_Help 4 hours now with no access to the app. Very poor service, very frustrating.

@thesilkmen @kennywaste And where are you putting the Lauren Mendy statue?

It's time to vote for your @kennywaste Goal of the Month for March 📊 We have four goals to choose from but let's face it, I think we know who is winning this one🔥

@chris_hawkins @BBC6Music Names in songs. I’ve recently started work for a lovely interior designer called Heather. What I didn’t know was that her surname is Bennani. Cue my repeated singing of the well know Stanley Holloway song ‘let’s all go down The Stand (Heather Bennani)

What a start to the season it has been 👊🏻 Only three teams remain unbeaten in their respective leagues this season 📊 Manchester City, Billericay Town, 𝐌𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝 𝐅𝐂 Were only just getting started 🙌🏻

@chris_hawkins names in songs. I hope this qualifies. There’s a lad who plays for Macclesfield youth team called Shay Watt (see photo) check out the opening line to Singing Melodies track ‘Say what?’

@anon_opin Keaveny. Lauren. Mark and Stuart. Lammo. Riley. Coe. I used to actually listen to what they had to say all day. I still put it on but now is just background noise. I’m a radio6 dad and they don’t want me/us as their audience anymore. Don’t even get me started with MAH.

The downfall of 6Music is baffling. Going from a station with a clear identity and knowing who it's audience was to the current jumble sale is madness. Not to mention MAH playing 2 hours of deranged jungle during the day. Utter nonsense.

@David__Osland This is mine. Courtesy of @wefail

If we're talking about portraits of Thatcher today, this is my favourite image of her

@MichaelCGlasper Why am I reading this to the tune of Daytrip to Bangor by Fiddlers Dram?

This is the most insane tweet I've ever seen. That final payoff is bonkers.

@SetCheshire with subtle hints of smouldering chalets.

@thesilkmen Snipers dream / shotstopper between the sticks

📸 2024-25 Macclesfield FC First Team! 💙

@StanCollymore So white he's tried to colour himself in.

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@SoVeryBritish cucumber

What instantly ruins a sandwich for you?

@SetCheshire @WelshGovernment @Ferrari What did you expect on The Coast Road?

Bloody @WelshGovernment 😡😡🤬 Just had a speeding ticket here for doing 27mph! Any slower the @Ferrari will stall!

@SoVeryBritish string net briefs

Finish the lyric: “My love has got no money, he’s got his ______”

@DavidRutley I think a Labour Government funding a Labour run council sounds like a very sensible option Dave?

Reasons to re-elect David Rutley: I'm strongly opposed to Labour-run Cheshire East Council's plan to close Poynton recycling centre. I will go on campaigning for local residents against the Council's plans to close local public services. They must stay open #YourStrongLocalVoice

@ManCityzenscom John Bond

Who was #ManCity manager when you first started supporting the club? 👇

@DavidRutley Just thought I’d have a quick scroll back through these posts Dave. Less than a 1% ‘like’ rate per message. It’s almost as if you haven’t connected with your constituents. Ouch.

Reasons to re-elect David Rutley: We need to make Macclesfield a more distinctive destination for both local residents + visitors. I will go on working to secure more investment in public realm + in-town residential development to revitalise the town centre #YourStrongLocalVoice