Simon Gerber

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Simon Gerber

@simongerber

Cape Town Katılım Nisan 2009
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Food Lover's Market
Food Lover's Market@FoodLoversMkt·
@simongerber Hi Simon, we are so sorry for this. Please let us know which store you bought it from so we can sort it out
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Simon Gerber@simongerber·
No man, @FoodLoversMkt , why are chocolates with an expiry date of 11 Jan 2026 still being sold on your shelves? Very disappointing.
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Melon Mobile
Melon Mobile@melonmobileza·
We’re celebrating 30 years of Heritage with a special deal. Today only, get our 10GB + Unlimited Calls for R30. Unbelievable 🇿🇦 Sign up here linktr.ee/melonmobile today 🍉
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Oriaku
Oriaku@TweetsByAmaka·
The end 😊
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Simon Gerber
Simon Gerber@simongerber·
@whattingh When the economy stops, none of that will matter. Go read what happened at night during the NYC blackout in the 80s. Humans revert to going primal at an alarming speed.
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WH@whattingh·
Does your solar cover the electric fencing for when the economy stops? ⚡️
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Simon Gerber@simongerber·
@whattingh The faster they go, the more likely they will be wrapped around a telephone pole. I say encourage them to drive even faster and let the problem sort itself out.
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WH@whattingh·
If I drove like that, I’d be in prison. But if you’re a politician, this is fine. (Bare in mind, we’re going at 130kmph)
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Simon Gerber@simongerber·
@whattingh @ClearScore Debt, like a car, a gun, or electricity, is a tool. How you use it will determine if it helps you or hurts you.
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WH@whattingh·
It's not by buisiness how other companies operate, but @clearscore is such an obvious scam! Their primary goal is to get working class, unintelligent South Africans indebted, by tricking them into handing over access to their credit profiles for FREE, possibly forever.
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Simon Gerber@simongerber·
@whattingh @ClearScore Clearscore is free. If you're getting something for free, then YOU are the product. There are ZERO ethical debt products on the market. They all target people who can, but probably shouldn't be taking on debt. The worst culprit are payday loan companies.
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Simon Gerber@simongerber·
@whattingh Capetonians are plenty elitist and exclusionary already. Don't make the entire world hate us now, instead of just our fellow Saffas.
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WH@whattingh·
@simongerber The WC have been training their own police force for years and quietly worked on legislation for it. They have also done this to allow referendums. The WC contributes roughly 14% to SA GDP and gets 11.something out.
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WH@whattingh·
Have you ever wanted to immigrate because of SA's inevitable descent into darkness but couldn't because of obstacles like cost, green mamba etc? Well, #CapeIndependence solves all of the above.
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Simon Gerber@simongerber·
@whattingh also, to over extend you metaphor, without ALL of your important organs, you dead.
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WH@whattingh·
@simongerber It’s terminal cancer though. But like the second most important organ can be transplanted. And it’s a fanatic idea for the WC. Just by not subsidising the rest of SA (to pay for shit like SAA, NHI and nonsense like the Zulu king), it will be 27% richer over night.
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Simon Gerber@simongerber·
Seeing the life and work of Alan Turing being recognised in such a monumental way makes me proud to be gay in a way I haven't felt for a very long time. news.sky.com/story/new-alan…
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Lex Fridman
Lex Fridman@lexfridman·
"Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none." - William Shakespeare
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Your boyfriend's gay best friend
I swear finding a gay guy on grindr that can host is harder than finding one with emotional maturity and intelligence
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