Simon MacMichael 🏳️‍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇹🇪🇺❤️💙🚲

A year since my seven-week trip to Italy, with a bit of France either side, so no apologies for bombarding you with memories over the coming weeks ☺️ Bike ride Nice-Cap d'Antibes and back, then train to Sanremo and the travelator of doom 🤪

@stormking521304 @UKStormUpdates I saw this happen as I was riding the bike over the top of Denmark Hill, absolutely nuts, never seen anything like it before.

lightning strikes the airplane in south London

@Neil35757190 @UU_Ess_Pee @jdpoc Okay, you're 8 years too late, and the bloke who is from London has been convicted of an offence committed in London, but if you're so sure it's Totton let the police know, maybe they'll reopen the case 🤷richmondandtwickenhamtimes.co.uk/news/15910416.…

@UU_Ess_Pee @simonmacmichael @jdpoc It’s definitely Totton. I grew up there and I recognised it instantly

#Reform voter now complaining that trains are 'woke' and 'leftie' ... and he has a BRITISH right to CROSS because he was BORN IN THIS CUNTRY" and those trains "are probably full of immugrunts, innit."

@Neil35757190 @jdpoc Wait. They moved Totton to SW London?

@jdpoc This is the level crossing in my home town, Totton (near Southampton). Sadly, it doesn’t surprise me to see behaviour like this

@Andysilve1 @jdpoc But isn't. North Sheen, SW London, a few years ago.

@jdpoc This looks like Farncombe, near Godalming Surrey

@KellyLMcCarty @Robxxx3x She's from Gen X 🤷

@Robxxx3x Boomers, unfortunately.

This woman is a lunatic. Why is she on Fox News?

@AllyPallyKieran @BrixtonHatter There was a fire smack bang in the middle of your map at the exact time you posted this 🤣

@BrixtonHatter Were they on grays inn rd, euston or on my 90 minute trip to LCY, sherlock?

"Build bike lanes!!! It will make traffic evaporate like it did in a small dutch town 40yrs ago!!" #VeloAids

@AllyPallyKieran This was at the exact time the entire Holborn gyratory and surrounding area was gridlocked due to LFB dealing with a fire there 🔥 What a Spursy tweet 🤣

Greeted the great man himself, Gary Imlach, as I rode through Soho half an hour ago, @ImlachHair will be pleased to know (but I imagine unsurprised) that he did not have a hair out of place. We'll miss him (and the rest of the ITV4 Tour de France team) next July 😓

@90sfootball "Vialli, problema di testa" (Vialli has a problem in his head, which is how Italian TV reported it when I was out there, enter Biaggio and Schillaci and the rest is history) 🇮🇹👍

First player that you think of?

Hey all I have a ticket for Theatre of Hate at the Garage at Highbury Corner tonight (doors 6.30pm) but looks like I will have to miss the gig. Face value £29.50 plus approx £5 booking fee, please message me if interested. They will be playing Westworld album in its entirety.

@a_d_finlayson 😂😂😂😂😂

Oh dear… As a Spurs fan I am utterly disappointed. We should’ve closed the deal earlier. #COYS #THFC #Spurs #TottenhamHotspur

@CyclingLawLDN Mileage, funnily enough, no. 10 hour shift on this gig I maybe cover 60k. There is a lot of waiting around, and just to do a drop off at some buildings can take 20 minutes up & down in the goods lift. A 10 hour shift out of Acton for Ocado though in my old job was 100k easily.

Lovely to see @simonmacmichael on my commute home. He’s everywhere! Must coverage some serious daily mileage couriering

@carlafrancome @CyclingLawLDN Lovely to see Rory but there were sixteen pizzas on that bike needed delivering, luckily just round the corner so they were still hot. Also, a reminder I should probably get my hair cut before my niece's wedding later this month 🤣

@CyclingLawLDN @simonmacmichael What a couple of legends! Would have loved to cycle by at this moment x

Oh my you turn a corner and see a building like this 😍

@HackneyBooks Several years on, it does seem as though it will reopen soon as a pub but I guess will be different to how it was before @PubsSaving

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Today's work shift much enlivened by me turning up at a restaurant in Islington, the staff realising they had just given my order to a moped rider by mistake, and them sprinting 50 yards up Upper Street to retrieve it from him 😅

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Laura turned a pic of Ronnie into a cartoon then got it printed off and framed #HangItInTheLouvre 😍

I'm obviously not a Sp*rs fan, but fair play to him using his reach to call this out and appeal for help 👍

"Blimey Dad, that was a bit of a first half" The little 🦁 needs a bit of a half-time breather as much as the rest of us do 🤣