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What’s reckon @liamgallagher

@GabSutton @EFL Steve evans tactical masterclass!

If you've seen an @EFL game this afternoon, I'd love to hear your thoughts 💭

@Linesy8 @ByronAnthony84 surely there’s a job for Linesy at the Gas?

Before anything appears elsewhere, I want to briefly address this myself. The club has decided to bring in a new/old manager and have asked me to step aside and remain as a player. This decision makes no sense to me, a lot of my players and I’m sure a lot of others, but ultimately it’s the one that has been made. After the last 5-6 months and the work I’ve put in building this squad and creating a winning mentality with results to prove, that’s not something I’m comfortable with, so my time at Corsham has come to an end Winning 12 of our 17 games and putting the club back in a position to achieve our end goal is something I’m incredibly proud of, in my first stint at management. The lads bought into everything we were trying to build and their effort and commitment has been top class I’m gutted I won’t get the chance to finish the job I started, but it’s been a privilege working with such a great group of players, staff, volunteers and everyone involved…I thank you all @CorshamTownFC New challenge awaits ❤️

@DanJHargraves Dan Dan Dan, this hurts

Fantastic to be back in the press box for the first time in five months. Bristol City looking to maintain pressure on the Championship top six this evening at home to Watford. #BCFC

Started rewatching Derek an absolute masterpiece from @rickygervais, just emphasises the point we need another program from the genius!!

@QueenLucySwings Message me

A little bit about how I got into this ☺️ If you told me 3 years ago I was going to share naughty photos of myself, start swinging with hubby, sleep with other men, go to sex clubs/parties, have multiple gangbangs, make videos of all this for the whole world to see, I would have told you to do one. 3 years ago I was a prude, I might have sex with hubby once a month, never let him take photos of me naked or even take photos of myself. He had asked me about joining the lifestyle for 17 years, my reply was always “if you want to sleep with someone else, divorce me” yes I was that person. But one day in June 2022 I said ok arrange for me to talk to someone over a cuppa who is in the lifestyle. He told me how it wasn’t about hubby fucking around but more about the enjoyment he will get seeing his wife being pleasured by others, we finished our tea and went for a walk 5 minutes later I had his cock in my hand (first time I touched a cock that wasn’t my husbands in 19 years), we sent hubby a photo and the rest is history Prude Me Vs Hotwife Me

@Adam_FaithfulM I also don’t believe in the Easter bunny but bring me all the eggs!!

Hey atheists, Just remember, the Christmas you celebrate each year is all about Jesus you refuse to believe in.

@StephenMulhern you are a certified legend, loving #AccidentalTourist seeing a completely different side of you is great, had a tear within the first 10 minutes. You should be so proud, keep up the good work.

🚨BREAKING: British veteran breaks down live on TV over state of the country: "Rows and rows of white tombs for what? A country of today? No, I'm sorry. The sacrifice wasn't worth the result. I fought for freedom, and it's darn-sight worse now than when I fought."

@OliLondonTV To think she’s in a seat of power, dissolutional!!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Left-wing UK MP Diane Abbott protests AGAINST the ‘Unite the Kingdom’ rally where hundreds of thousands of British citizens are marching for their country. “It’s very important to stand up to fascism. We need to be in solidarity with asylum seekers.”

@JuliaHB1 @AngelaRayner I’m a celeb I’d imagine

Question: how the hell is @AngelaRayner going to afford to pay not only the extra £40,000 in stamp duty on her £800,000 flat but also the likely £12,000 fine AND foot the bill for those hefty mortgage payments on her £93k MP's salary when she says she's used up all of her "life savings" in the trust for her child?

@Official_BRFC Oasis, what’s the story, a great walk on song!!

🫵 We need your help! We want Gasheads' suggestions for the new song for your Rovers to walk out to on matchdays at The Mem! 🏟️ Let us know your thoughts in the comments below! 🎶

@TheLanceCook Oasis, what’s the story, one of the best intros and a perfect walk on song!!

@brownowl90 @oasis @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher I hope @liamgallagher sees this, hope you enjoyed it, beautiful!!

I’m stage 4 cancer and thought I’d missed my chance to see @oasis #oasis then yesterday this happened!! Unreal @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher

So the Monday after the Saturday, I’ve calmed down a bit now after the Buzz of @oasis in Cardiff!! Thankyou @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher, thanks to you I have ticked off a massive bucket list item, you played the soundtrack of my life and it was fucking amazing!!

@oasis Thankyou!!!!

@SportsPeteO @Official_BRFC 🤔

A number of League One clubs have made enquiries for Wycombe midfielder Luke Leahy. Leahy is entering the final year of his contract and Wycombe face making a decision on his future amid interest from rival League One clubs. #Chairboys

@DorkingWDRS That decision needs to be reversed, not like the reversing my missus does trying to park at Tesco!!

Following (intended fun) comments made on a podcast regarding women drivers, First Team Manager Marc White has received a six-game touchline suspension to be served from the beginning of the league season.

@0contextrovers He’s had a mare there!!