Tee-Gee

@shirtsthtgohard @FAlvarez8085 @JoeSantagato @TheBasementYard it’s dog suckin season!!

Hot take but damn….happy to take that risk.

@SanJoseMiguel It’s gonna be an intense game. Get the modelos lined up!

I am so nervous 🖤💙🖤💙 who else ??? Thoughts for today??

@BlackAndBlue74 Should be an incredible game.

First time all season I’m dreading matchday 🫣

@wolfmanjaake Happy birthday hot stuff!

Fuck it’s my birthday

@wolfmanjaake Easy there. You’re only born with one.

Twisted off the bapple

@SanJoseMiguel @MLS @SJEarthquakes Coffee and donuts instead of modelo!

What does the MLS have against us??? @MLS why are we playing at 10 am local time? It makes no sense. Would you do that to the little midget weasel Messi? No. So why are you doing it to the @SJEarthquakes . Ridiculous

I’d like to meet the person that decided that Chicken McNuggets would be *those* shapes. I have questions.

@wolfmanjaake Your first error was not ordering a Coke Zero…

Drinking the worst penicillin of all time at islands fine burgers and drinks

@Matt_Schulman1 No one calls it San Fran except people from OUTSIDE California….

Heading to San Fran (as the locals call it). What local-hole-in-the-walls (other than California Pizza Kitchen and Philz Coffee) should I be sure to check out?

My @SJEarthquakes are on FIRE!!!!!

@LAFC @BMO_US How yall feeling now??

The Starting XI for #LAFCvSJ #LAFC | @BMO_US

@SanJoseMiguel And now Werner!!!

@simonsaysdrums YUP!!!

Halftime thoughts: -We owned the first 25, they owned the last 20 -Bouda has to score that first goal -Our backline and Daniel can only hold up for so long with this pressure -Less direct play. Play into Beau and Niko, up to Judds feet then out to the wings. We can win this🌲

@wolfmanjaake And here I am. Way over here unable to see that.

Been flying by the seat of my ass-less chaps lately

This reminds me of someone….

^subway

@JakeRammos Me

Awake since 7am Alaska time yesterday. One more leg to go.

@wolfmanjaake Why would you want to hide that fine ass of yours?!?!

Do they make ass-full chaps