Tee-Gee

This people person is alllllll peopled out today.

@jasminekazooie I finally set my systems back up after our remodel and played through the whole game in three hours. Funny how muscle memory works!

@simonsaysdrums SOOOOOOOOOOOO good

Spyro: Riptos Rage is by far the best game in the canon. Don’t hate.

@jasminekazooie Latex.

What the hell does semi formal mean . Like what does someone wear to that

Every. Single. Time.

I saw the @SanJoseUltras but definitely couldn’t hear them. Such low energy today. When our Quakes are down, you can’t go down with them! Y’all shoulda been on fire but were so fizzled out instead.

@SanJoseMiguel Jaja you beat me by two!

Tough match and tough result. We will be back 💙🖤💙🖤 Time for 6 more

@SanJoseMiguel Esooooooo!!!

This is the one. Let’s go win a trophy

@sjearthquakes > @theoscars

Everyday.

@SanJoseMiguel So ready! Dreaming about my modelo and another win!

Quakes fans.. how are we feeling For tomorrow?! The energy in the city is electric today

@wolfmanjaake Three shots of espresso with five Splenda.

@simonsaysdrums What’s his coffee order

Big Foot spotted at the Sherman Oaks Islands Fine Burgers & Fries

@oelma__ I’m staying.

You walk into Church and see this. What is your immediate reaction ??

@CENTCOM Flying gas tank falls from the sky. And we are surprised this happens? 🙄

All Crew Members of U.S. KC-135 Loss in Iraq Confirmed Deceased TAMPA, Fla. – All six crew members aboard a U.S. KC-135 refueling aircraft that went down in western Iraq are now confirmed deceased. The aircraft was lost while flying over friendly airspace March 12 during Operation Epic Fury. The circumstances of the incident are under investigation. However, the loss of the aircraft was not due to hostile fire or friendly fire. The identities of the service members are being withheld until 24 hours after next of kin have been notified.

@mattgaetz Your jealousy is showing.

Impeachments. Shutdowns. Failure. That’s what lies ahead if the Dems get control of anything.

@ionfwnuin Tacos.

what is the closest thing to sex that isn’t sex

@jasminekazooie Kinda like something I saw yesterday. “Ashley” addressed as “Assley” which tbh, she is. And probably does.

addressing a new hire named Joe but accidentally hit the “H” instead

@SJEarthquakes None of it.

what Hello Kitty activation at Sunday's match are you most excited for ? ⤵️

Omg my mom was nassstttyyyy 🤣