King Jaake

I just want a touring band to sleep on the floor of my apartment... and also I want to be on tour and sleep on the floor of your apartment

They’re playing the beach boys at islands fine burgers and drinks and nothing has ever been more magical

Instead of delaying my flight just shoot me a million times with a gun

@mattyanko666 Yanko + Andy + Yanko + Larry 😍

Moments Before I Break Wind

Vibes completely insane at the in n out

@_Jazmin Thank you!!!! ♥️

@wolfmanjaake Happy birthday, homie!

Fuck it’s my birthday

Happy birthday Cory Castro, Ryan Vance, Billy Joel, Rosario Dawson, and Kermit the Frog

@chefbfd Thank you dude!

@wolfmanjaake Happy birthday man!

@Coco_lilly_ Thank you!!!!

@wolfmanjaake Happy bday!

@simonsaysdrums Thank you Tony ♥️♥️♥️♥️

@wolfmanjaake Happy birthday hot stuff!

Some kid at islands fine burgers and drinks eating his milkshake using a long stick of celery as a spoon

@nicolette_sara So true

We don’t talk about don draper’s origins as a used car salesman enough

They need to invent faster Guinness

@simonsaysdrums Damn true

@wolfmanjaake Easy there. You’re only born with one.

Twisted off the bapple

@big_shids Fuck

@wolfmanjaake i'll kill you

Jeremy is gonna shoot me

The crazy train is just a normal train to guy like me. I’m going ON the rails.

Driving around San Jose and listening to Shinobu to awaken my heart