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@simonsiminsimo

he/him internet enjoyer

Katılım Ekim 2013
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simon@simonsiminsimo·
@studio_daddy the publicists were playing the long game on you specifically 😭😭
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studio_dad@studio_daddy·
All this discourse might actually get me to finally listen to Geese
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jasper nathaniel@infinite_jaz·
@BriannaWu I wonder if you aware that you speak of Palestinians the way Nazis spoke of Jews?
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simon@simonsiminsimo·
@student1sucks nah u gotta sit in silence w this one for a minute
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stü@student1sucks·
someone please say something
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stü@student1sucks·
look up jeff Foxworthy without his mustache. look at him. why does he look like Michael j fox
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simon@simonsiminsimo·
@TBSocialist @samrags_ Josh this guy is the CEO of an "Agentic Commerce" firm, something tells me his kids will be spawned with a Neuralink already pre-installed.
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connor@ConnorEatsPants·
you have no one Stephen. the only guy who ever took you seriously is a dementia-ridden pedophile. and at least he's funny. if you want to be celebrated for once in your life, ask your wife for her boyfriend's ketamine. Take a heroic dose. Then jump in a pool. Love from New Hampshire 💖 go bills
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simon@simonsiminsimo·
WeWork if it was a worker's co-operative: WeWoke
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simon@simonsiminsimo·
@ConnorEatsPants if you become president can I be your librarian of congress ?
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simon@simonsiminsimo·
even the mere mention of Nick Swirley on this site will get you flooded with great investment opportunities. get your money up not your funny up
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simon@simonsiminsimo·
@DONTILLINNOYME critical discourse on these apps always feel conter-productive but salute to you anyway
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Boofjan Stevens@DONTILLINNOYME·
I do try not to have discussions on here because I think they are counter productive to understanding and empathy but I just felt the need to express my thoughts on banning children from transitioning.
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Boofjan Stevens@DONTILLINNOYME·
I mean who is supposed to be the star of ur life if not u? everyone only has access to the first person and ur the only one with u from birth to death.
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simon@simonsiminsimo·
Getting in an altercation with a stranger and we both summon our own protector and make them fight like it's yu-gi-oh
Nikita Bier@nikitabier

Over the last few months, I’ve been advising @bookprotectors: a new app for ordering an on-demand security detail. Or more simply: Uber with guns. Today, they’re debuting in Los Angeles and NYC at No. 3 on the App Store. If you have a hot date this weekend, pick her up in a Protector.

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simon@simonsiminsimo·
@TBSocialist this discourse cycle was made for you lol
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