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@CheapPanini Excellent work. Looks fantastic

Hooray, our World Cup 2026 Wall Chart is FINISHED 🥳 It's our biggest wall chart ever, an A1-sized shambles sullied by SIXTY wonky doodles. If you'd like a free one, RT this and we'll send out a couple of freebies to some (un)lucky RTers. Otherwise, shop link below x

@PolitlcsUK @thetimes @TheRestHistory Athelstan!

🚨 NEW: The proposed names the Government is considering calling its new towns - Elizabethtown (after the Queen) - Pankhurst (after suffragette Emmeline) - Attleeton (after ex-PM) - Athelstan (first King of England) - Seacole (after nurse Mary) [@thetimes]

@NickMiller79 4 humiliations

Four games, four defeats, three humiliations. And that’s before you get to how Igor Tudor treated Antonin Kinsky. nytimes.com/athletic/71058…

@JontyEvans One thing's for sure, we haven't hit rock bottom yet

@simonsoz If any club can find a way to make it worse, it’s Spurs

Relegation would be rock bottom but let’s face it, we’re pretty much there already. This is easily my worst time in my 37 years as a #Spurs fan. The club is a mess from top to bottom. It’s been 20 years in the making under ENIC but these 2 pricks have banged the final nails in 😤

@panks_79 Even at 45 and 40, they'd still be our best players

Would take them both now!

@Ankaman616 Literally every Tottenham game this year

Spurs v Palace. This game is drunk.

@swspurs @Avabelly__ @YidBeing @grok Looks like Michael Palin!

@Avabelly__ @YidBeing @grok....is this AI

BE HONEST! Do you respect farmers? A. YES B. NO

@shemag12 @DailyAFC Cracking map

@DailyAFC London districts in the 1800's. We were North, you were South. Postcode N17 since 1917. First NLD 1921.

📸 The tifo which will be displayed at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium ahead of the north London derby tomorrow. 🕵️‍♂️🏟️ 🎨 ‘NORTH LDN SINCE 1882’

@footballconfid1 He's not wrong though. Ange never once considered what he was doing was incorrect. Just doubled down. Every time.

Andy Goldstein on Big Ange Postecoglou’s Overlap appearance… OMFG he is still so salty about that Europa League final… 😂😭😭

@ChampionsLeague @FCBayern @NathanAClark could he do a job as our deep laying playmaker?

Harry Kane: one of the most prolific goalscorers in the world ✅ Also Harry Kane: @FCBayern | #UCL

@craig_dw When can we leave?

Cuti absolutely wants out and dont blame him at all. Its not a new thing. VDV wants out too. Same reason Kane wanted out

@MarkNesbit Shots fired

"hE's NoT tHe RiGhT pRoFiLe" Go trim your neck beard, bro 😂

@PaoloBiscotti @danielstorey85 Mr sideways

@danielstorey85 Harry Winks catching strays!

“Sideways and backwards, everywhere we go” is the new football ground hit. Supporters are getting sick of risk-averse football that they believe goes nowhere and achieves nothing. inews.co.uk/sport/football…

@tonydpoison Couple of ice cubes in a coffee shop Americano. Perfect

When I make a hot drink I put a little cold water in so I can drink it immediately. A colleague saw me do this and said 'that would mess up my stomach'. 🤔 I just pretended she never spoke and took a swig of my now cooler green tea.

@jayforeman AI slop makes sense - there I was thinking that someone with a brain cell had put this together. Still, someone with a brain cell had, as you said, reviewed it and thought it acceptable for sharing.

@simonsoz The fact that AI is bad at making accurate maps is not news. The fact that a government minister looked at this map and thought it was worth sharing *IS* news, and is troubling and depressing. Can you only imagine how many other times we've been shown AI slop without noticing?

@jayforeman reckon you've already seen this, but if not, it's a beaut. The more you look, the more errors you find.

@NathanAClark @tehTrunk

@tehTrunk It seems like maybe he is just holding out for a top job. Or even a specific one.

Anyone else worry that there's a reason there's so little buzz around Xavi? He's not really been linked with anybody of note since Barca? You'd of thought one of the Serie A mob might have had a punt on him? I'm not totally against it, he obv has pull, but still have concerns?

@SebOnFootball The word 'if' is doing a lot of heavy lifting!

So what happens if we win tomorrow then? This football club is actually so silly man

@NathanAClark That pitch....

Teleport 35yr old Lewis Holtby to the 60s and he has a 100 goal season.