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Dr Simon PhD BA (Juris, Oxon) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@simontmn1

We live always at that moment where Aslan is on the move.

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Rob Boyd, Esq
Rob Boyd, Esq@AvonandsomerRob·
Normally, Cadbury's chocolate is full-price just before Easter. Every shop I've been in, it has been discounted by 20 to 50% for the Mini Eggs range. I tried a small bar, and the taste has completely changed. It's tasteless & oily. What happened to Cadbury?
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Mark Harrigan
Mark Harrigan@Oz_Mark·
You have to grasp how the personal energy generated shields work (so I’m presuming you @Sargon_of_Akkad haven’t read it). Universally available they deflect anything fast moving (eg spears) indeed anything with decent kinetic energy - so that rules out bullets making guns practically redundant. Energy weapons (the lasgun in Dune) ensures mutual destruction - so only knives and swords where the strike had to be manipulated slowly through the shield could work. It’s a clever literary device
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Madelaine Hanson
Madelaine Hanson@MadelaineLucyH·
Am I in another reality because this guy is very attractive imo? Smooth clear skin, tall, well dressed, smart glasses, cheerful demeanour, strong build, nice face? I’d be flattered if he liked me
Westside L.A. Guy@WestsideLAGuy

This is successful founder of Airtable Howie Liu & wife (she’s 3 years older). They have a great life together, new baby, and I’m sure he’s a loyal provider husband & dad. But she’s not genuinely sexually & romantically attracted to him. To deny this reality is cope.

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AnglofuturistParty
AnglofuturistParty@FuturistPartyGB·
When I was at university a Nigerian on my engineering course told a joke about corruption I adapt it for the present: So a Pakistani engineer, a Nigerian engineer and an English lawyer go to visit each others country after graduating. Nigerian visits the Pakistani guy. Says "You did well for your self, expensive car, huge house you were a bit of a waster at university, how come you did so well for yourself?" Pakistani guy rubs his hands together and says "I went into the Civil Service, see that bridge over there... 20%" Few years later Pakistani guy visits the Nigerian guy. Says "Wow you are doing even better than me you have a fleet of cars, a mansion, security your own jet, your were an even bigger waster than me how come you are so rich" Nigerian guy rubs his hands together and says "I went into politics. See that bridge over there... 40%" Another year passes they both go back to England and visit the English guy. He has a lovely property and expensive car as well. They both say "You were the biggest slacker of all of us how come your are so rich?" English guy points and says "I stayed in Law, See that bridge over there?" Nigerian guy says "No"
Alex Deane@ajcdeane

We have spent £180m on plans for a tunnel under Stonehenge. The project is now scrapped. You can be for a tunnel & think spending is a good idea (even if you think the cost of planning is silly). You can be against a tunnel & think spending is a bad idea. But *nobody* can be for spending on this scale with zero result. And yet that is a peculiarly British outcome. Nobody will be reprimanded. Nobody will see their career affected. But that’s £180m of taxpayer money just wazzed up the wall. Totally without repercussions. Multiply this by airport expansions & train route plans and Thames crossings and power stations and other examples you can think of yourself, and… soon you’re talking serious money.

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Westside L.A. Guy
Westside L.A. Guy@WestsideLAGuy·
This is successful founder of Airtable Howie Liu & wife (she’s 3 years older). They have a great life together, new baby, and I’m sure he’s a loyal provider husband & dad. But she’s not genuinely sexually & romantically attracted to him. To deny this reality is cope.
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Cartoons Hate Her!
Cartoons Hate Her!@CartoonsHateHer·
I'm watching Age of Attraction and I find it funny how there are a couple young women claiming it's "hard" to meet older men who are interested in them. Yeah I'm sure that's impossible lol
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Law Dog. TTRPG Guru.
Law Dog. TTRPG Guru.@LawDogStrikes·
#ttrpg #dnd GMs of all stripes You catch a player cheating on dice rolls. It’s the first time. What’s your recourse? Admonish them and tell them not to do it again? Let it slide? Toss the out? Something else?
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Sandy Petersen 🪔
Sandy Petersen 🪔@SandyofCthulhu·
This is my most despised trap for any RPG. The lava, running across the hall, is only 3-4 feet across - an easy jump for everyone except maybe a hobbit. So a player jumps the gap, hits the wall, and falls into the lava. In one game the dwarf had another player throw him across the lava because he wasn't sure he could jump it. His hideous burning death warned everyone else. The trap also doesn't detect as magic, because it's just a perfectly ordinary invisible wall plus lava. Maybe the lava registers as magic because why doesn't it harden?
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Dr Simon PhD BA (Juris, Oxon) 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
It seems to come and go. The first big railroad campaign was Dragonlance in the mid 1980s. It was all the rage in the 1990s. There was something of a reaction against it in the 2000s but the rise of the Adventure Path format saw a resurgence of somewhat milder Railroading. Then GMs trying to recreate Critical Role tended to become horrible railroaders, even though I don't think Mercer himself is that bad.
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Stug@Lord_Stug·
@archon This feels kind of weird because I recall railroading being very much taboo in my tiny node of the TTRPG network back in the day. I wasn't really following online discourse though so who knows.
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Alexander Macris
Alexander Macris@archon·
When I wrote Arbiter of Worlds for The Escapist 15 years ago, I was almost a lone voice crying out against railroading story-game mentality. Now there is a chorus of heroes singing the gospel of agency, and the song grows louder with every voice that joins!
RealmBuilderGuy⚔️@RealmBuilderRPG

“In your narrative that you’ve built [as the DM].” Is the “Mercer effect” just railroading players? Is it removing player agency and choice? Is it that players should just follow the plot line of his story (novel) that he wants people to just act in?

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South Stander Luke 🦏
South Stander Luke 🦏@SouthStandLuke·
@HiddenYorkshire Keep an eye out for IBU ratings on beer - thats the 'International Bitterness Unit' rating. Stay below 50 IBUs if you don't like bitter beer - the lower the less bitter. It's not a perfect science, however. Malt sweetness has an effect depending on recipe. Experiment. 👍
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Catherine Warr
Catherine Warr@HiddenYorkshire·
I've always hated beer. Can't drink the stuff. Way too bitter. I'm a cider girl. But I thought, if I go to the beer capital of the world and I still don't like it, at least I've tried. I couldn't finish my pint last night, but today I put on my big girl pants and finally managed to drink a whole pint. It's a lot smoother, less bitter.
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Lee Bojangles
Lee Bojangles@osgamer74·
What the fuck is this nonsense?
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The Carnivore RN
The Carnivore RN@wilsonhlthcoach·
All my life, my whole family thought we were Irish. I always made corned beef and cabbage on St. Patty's Day. I love corned beef! We thought we were Irish because we have a lot of redheads in the family. Plus, our tree shows that our family, the McCalls, immigrated from Ireland in the mid-1800s. In 2009, I even took my daughter on a trip to Ireland to show her the country our family came from. Then I did my DNA. Turns out, we have no Irish at all. Not even a fraction of a percent. We're Scottish. The McCalls originated in Scotland and immigrated to Ireland in the 1600s. Guess I'll have to take a trip to Scotland one day. 🤷‍♀️
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