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@ElonMuskNews47 Hope

@MutahiNgunyi Sometimes finding relevance can be a hard task. But we understand

Who is SPONSORING Maraga? Is he a state project like Matiba was in 1992? If so, this is brilliant.

@makaumutua @makaumutua... Does this man have a mirror at home? The log is bigger than the eye,Comprende ¿

THAT trip to the United States will yield ZERO political, or other capital — ZILCH. Not even one NDURURU!

I SUSPECT The Biden Administration has quietly invoked sanctions against a number of Kenyan officials and ex-officials pursuant to the provisions of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act and the Global Magnitsky Act of 2016.

@georgenjoroge_ I meant Jeff not jorge

@georgenjoroge_ Georgenjoroge deserves a public flogging to mincemeat and his remains set on fire for not sacrificing a whole Texas longhorn bull as a burnt offering for his dear brother and uncle to his children!

Yesterday, my friend Jeff was able to leave work early because the #Maandamanowednesday celebration’s 😉 that forced them to close the office’s earlier than planned. As soon as he arrived inside his house, he heard a peculiar noise coming from his bedroom, it sounded like pleasure moans or some yelling but he wasn’t sure and proceeded to check. So he quickly rushed upstairs to investigate, only to discover his wife Waithera, lying in middle of their bed stark naked but wearing lace stockings and heels. The bedroom floor had red roses 🌹 petals strategically dropped everywhere, with her clothes strewn all over their bedroom. Surprisingly, it was dimly lit with while candles flickered in the background and an acoustic soft Kenny G 🎶 playlist that quietly sung its way throughout the whole bedroom playing in the background. On the coffee table, there were some two glasses of bubbling red wine 🍷 Jeff’s wife Waithera was breathing heavily and sweating profusely. At this point he’s dumbfounded and astonished but in shock and confusion he asked her… "What's going on, my queen?" It was the only thing he could manage to murmur from his mouth as he felt his knees started losing strength. Waithera replied crying, "Oh babe. I think I'm having a heart attack!" Still in the state of shock but in a hurry, he quickly lashed out downstairs to get his phone in order to place an emergency call to @AAR_Healthcare Emergency Rescue Services. But right when he was dialling, his 4year old son Alberto, came up to him and said something that made him feel more confused. “Daddy! Daddy! It seems like Uncle Fred is hiding out in your bedroom closet, and he's completely naked. After angrily hanging up the phone, Jeff quickly raced upstairs again into his bedroom, where he was greeted by his wailing & panting wife. He tore open the door to his closet, and sure enough, his brother was lying there completely naked on the floor of the closet. Jeff said, "You idiot!" While pointing his finger at him. “Ngòma íno !!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 "My wife Waithera is having a heart attack and you are running around naked scaring the Kids…… come on dress up we take her to the @AKUHNairobi hospital.” ………………………. Jeff tells me Waithera is fine and she was given a clean bill of health by the top cardiologist at AgaKhan. As a consolation for the unfortunate event I offered to take him breakfast @Cjs_254 restaurant this morning. We thank God, the AAR Ambulance Services, The Aga Khan University Hospital and their amazing heart specialist doctors who were at hand to ensure excellent patient care and patient safety for Waithera. That was a close call we nearly last our wonderful girl.

@comp_rev @Crag @AWS @njiru_robin @LNjaaga @FresiahGithua @isabel_lusabe @KelvinAmwata @K_CBob @WambuiGithongo @ann_kamore @prisherie @Shemshui The Benchmark.

AWS is the trusted technology partner for healthcare providers and protected health information. @CRAG & @AWS teams are currently hosting ICT managers from the healthcare sector to educate them on AWS healthcare cloud solutions. #DigitizinghealthcarewithAWS #CRAG

Kenya Met Reveals Exact Date Nairobi, Other Regions Will Receive Rainfall kenyans.co.ke/news/86772-ken… via @Kenyans

@makaumutua Makau must struggle to earn his bread like all of us. Problem is that he must shed his perceived intellect to get down to levels he thought he left behind just to look clever and make a few bucks he does not need. Shame

The TRIO in the Executive is NONSENSE ON STILTS, and won’t last. It will collapse sooner than later in a heap of regret, malice, treachery, and political greed.

@melonielangat Share cv to info@cragroup.co.ke asap

@lee_klnyanjui Speak from your head not from your stomach

Raila is the President that every Kenyan household wants. If it was Baba that was announced the winner, the sadness that you see in every corner of the country wouldn't be there.

@MutahiNgunyi War mongering pin head with a fake education is an understatement. How much for another blubber today on a lost cause you cannot comprehend...even now? Relevance is a job. Work harder boy.

I am PROUD to be Kenyan. BUT I will be MORE proud if the election is NULLIFIED with no VIOLENCE. Azimio has a GOOD case. BUT they are reciting POETRY to a man holding a SWORD. I warned THEM in May that the DEEP STATE will not DELIVER.Laziness at the Supreme Court will be DISASTER

@MutahiNgunyi Wasted education. Delayed maturity. Greed at its epitome. Stupidity at its base.

NEXT stop. Supreme Court. Then NULLIFICATION. For then next 21 DAYS braise yourselves. It is NOT over UNTIL it is OVER. #kenyaelections2022

@vivian_kobe @NationBreaking Arranged to avoid something? Probably even some papers

@NationBreaking Sasa kama Governor ndiyo amevamiwa, raia wa kwaida je?

TWO OFFICERS guarding home of Kisumu Governor Anyang Nyong'o and two workers being probed after theft following break-in, police boss Alphonse Kimanthi says. bit.ly/3yMeYBu

@NationBreaking Ever heard our own minister for education opening hi big mouth to say anything meaningful for our systems? Tells you something. And a guy has big body very big but a very small head. Dynauser evolution. What are we to expect then?

HEALTH CS Kagwe says only 10 out of 300 health workers who did an English test for UK jobs passed.

@BlackSalawowo @MainaKarobia The hatred for WSR has completely blinded haters into biting off their own heads to make an irretrievably dead point. Forgiven in good time.

@MainaKarobia Parts of Central and North Rift are not PEOPLE to decide. Ruto going nowhere, quit with the illusions. Who tells you those billionaires don't have ''poor'' people who believe in them the same way Ruto manipulates the poor?

R. Odinga has positioned himself as billionaires and cartels project, Dr. William Ruto has positioned himself as the ordinary people candidate for 2022 presidential vote. The dichotomy is further formed into Entitlement Vs Empowerment & Trickle-down Vs Bottom-up. PEOPLE WIN.

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 711! #WordBrain #words

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