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YOU NEVER WASH THE TOWEL

I heard someone say, “we treat the adoption industry as if it’s there to provide wannabe parents with children, and not children with safe homes.” and when I tell you I’ve never had a world view change so fast

@ULTRAGLOSS WOWWWW OMG‼️‼️‼️

in the most full-circle moment of my career, i had the opportunity to interview logan lerman for esquire (!!!). we had a thoughtful conversation about his past, present, and future (which, he confirmed, doesn’t include the percy reboot). read it here!!! esquire.com/entertainment/…

every picture i’ve seen of dream has been against my will.

I had a french professor who once said if you just did something like going to the supermarket and experienced it fully without the goggles of habit and catégories you would go crazy with pure sense and joy. I think about it all the time. In a way this is all for him.

@amandabb__ Nobody read dork diaries bae

I need to know what type of sound Rihanna doing

Bob’s Burgers bravely asks the question “what if an entire family was autistic?”

Hustle culture is so unserious. Like why are you trying to make me feel bad for sleeping 6+ hours a night

@felixbunchofes i hope they meant they wanna step on them during sex

@simpformangos i hope they find someone who'll agree to wear a roach costume

WHAT THE FUCK

@starmanjason nightmare fuel

some of these costumes are TOO SCARY