Simpike

Well, I have Masta_Done_It switched to @simpike@mastodon.social if you want to follow. have fun y'all

Jagged

Storm

Hardy

mellon

Indeed

Hippocampal

paste

curtains

apple

@dmoshriver recognise anyone? (recognise lots of the places)

@_NatashaDevon @JolyonRubs the man with the gammony views? that's all of them!

Everything happening on Twitter now is a lot easier to understand if you‘ve ever had a younger sibling that invented a game and added a new rule every time they started losing.

@eluxoso I'm going to see if my jaiku account is still active

@WanderingGaia and UK - the media class convinced everyone that Corbyn was a danger and that Johnson was a lovable baffoon.

I’m struggling with this too. And Israel :(

@BBC and sadly so easily lost

If you know how it’s made, you can trust what it says. Trust is Earned. #ThisIsOurBBC.

@RupertMyers Stewart Lee knew it youtube.com/watch?v=ii9lLJ…

In which James Corden basically does a Ricky Gervais joke word for word

Shell made £90million a day in profits during the last quarter. Fortunately we don’t need to take any of it in tax because we can just cut public services instead.