@kamauwaruhiu 66 cups. 20ltrs=20,000mls/300ml per cup. 66cupsx20bob
Ksh. 1320
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@KenyanSays He has earned it, let the Mzee enjoy his twilight years.
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Kenyan billionaire Manu Chandaria has an escalator in his house with a seat to help him move around!
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@SankeiSaitoti Umenikumbusha my step mom (RIP) sasa kwa nini? Ooh how I dearly loved that woman!
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Us from polygamous family cannot relate, mama yako akienda,mnahama kwa nyumba ya step mom, mpaka wenu arudi. 🤣
Mtemi 👑 Bokono 🇰🇪@Bokono_m
Mathee ashai kosana na mzae akaenda. Almost 2 weeks hatukuwahi Oga... Alirudu akapata tunakunywa Sodas na Chipo daily ni ka tulimsahau😂😂😂
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@zablonorina1 CGM's should be mandatory for such patients
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There is a serious conversation we need to have. Why are patients on treatment for diabetes still recording fasting sugars above 20 mmol/L?
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@simply_african Hokas are wide mbaya Sana. Alafu iko Na insoles large Na Ile soft. Ni kama Skechers but max version.
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@Kimuzi_ How are their insoles? The second reason I like skechers is because of their memory & cloud foam insoles. Only comparable to puma (downside is most pumas are narrow at the front), and Clarks for leather shoes.
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@Kimuzi_ Niya Switzerland, but if you're wide toed, skechers beats them hands down. More comfort for less pennies.
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@tonykaromo The sad part is that he probably doesn't know about the expected incoming tax rate if the bill goes through, and might be singing tutam.
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Imagine a farmer deep in Marakwet who owns an ancestral tract of land, say, 20 acres. He is able to cultivate 5 acres only and the rest is left fallow. The market value of an acre in Marakwet is 1,500,000/-. The farmer is expected to pay 10% rate for land not utilized (15 acres).
Market Value: 15 acres x 1,500,000 = 22,500,000
Rate expected: 10% x 22,500,000 = 2,250,000 shillings. Every year.
2.25 million every year!
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@MaithyaVilivu West - East.
Last time they were moving East - West.
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I remember. Are they moving East-West or West-East?
auther tevin@authtevin
This is a sign of heavy (destructive) rains ahead. @MaithyaVilivu remember the last time we saw this?
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@C_NyaKundiH Watu wachanje watoto ama watoboe watoto maskio. Your ancestors were not stupid. @nziokamul1 anaeza elezea zaidi.
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By the way, as many people raise alarm over missing children, do we have recent data on reported cases, locations and timelines?
It would help make the noise louder, factual and properly directed.
Is there a spike this time compared to other months?
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Lmao sitokei. Let them raise the VAT to 120% for all I care. Kenyans don't want to be helped. They're easily corrupted. So what did last week's fuel hike protests achieve? Fucking NOTHING. If anything, the prices went even higher and people died. Miss me with that BS.
stephanie@StephanieXAUUSD
Nikupee reason ya kutokea Monday ? 1. Rent increment 2.KRA access to mpesa statements 3.Transaction cost increment 4.Phones will become expensive to purchase 5.MTumba clothes increment 6.Bundles will become more expensive Ni hayo Tu kwa sasa🖐️😔
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Cornelius Chepsoi, I am a happy man listening to such an intelligent fellow talk. Murkomen & Co should stop tribalizing serious matters affecting our country courtesy of their rogue administration. It's not about Kikuyus but Kenyans at large!!
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Cornelius Chepsoi has said it as it should be. Why sell to us bad fuel at higher prices?. And more importantly make that G to G a public document for scrutiny!!
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WATCH: Angry Ruto's supporters bitterly clash with a man for lecturing him about fuel price hike during a live interview in Nairobi CBD
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Ksh. 500 worth of KPLC tokens
2020: 32 Units
2023: 25 units
2025: 19 units
2026: Will now be 14 units.
#RejectElectricityPrices
Moe@moneyacademyKE
EPRA has increased electricity costs by a total of Sh4.40 per kWh in May 2026 through new forex, fuel, and water levies.
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