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@M_ama Hawa ndio wa komarock

@Saimoh_1 Huyo akona maroonish sweater looks like a girl.

There were 2 children lost in Komarock, could they be these ones?

@OuteringRoadKE @kwanjengacontr1 @umoja_news Thank you too for reacting n retweeting

@kwanjengacontr1 @Saimoh_1 Thank you for sharing. CC: @umoja_news

Hawa wako Kangemi police post wansema wametoka Kayole Nyamavilla spread the message, maybe the parent ata ona kwa timeline yako.

@kibeandy x.com/i/status/20592…

There is a difference between semen retention and dry spell. One is voluntary the other is not. When you say NO to pudesh that’s semen retention, when she says NO to ZaDick that’s dry spell. Now you know where your puny ass is in life

Rt

@Maryian96 x.com/i/status/20592…

You guys are mad people!! Kusema ukweli do I look 43 years old??? Sitaki bangi please 😂😂😂😂mnakuwanga na madharau sana hii app😂💔

@amerix x.com/i/status/20592…

If you are FAT, Stop jumping aerobics like a madman. Simply: • Fix your diet. • Walk 10,000 steps daily. Once you lose ~ 12 Kgs or after 3 months of consistency, go to the gym for resistance training to fire up metabolism and preserve muscle. Don't be an educated fool.

@Kamau266 x.com/i/status/20592…

We used to call our parents peasant farmers in those bursary and helb application forms.

@GyanWahome x.com/i/status/20592…

Who is kidnapping these children?Where is the government in all this?

@polo_kimanii @Captain_bundi x.com/i/status/20592…

If you are a young male teacher in a girls boarding school you must stay as far away from these girls as possible. For your own sake. You must not tolerate any form of seduction regardless. They will send you letters calling you cute and handsome but you must stand ground. Because the day you will slide and kanyanga even one of them,despite her having assured you she will tell no one,your entire life is on her mercy. They day her hormones will change,and she tells the Mental health counselor that Teacher stano had sex with me,it automatically becomes two words Rape or Pedophilia. It doesn’t matter whether she hid an underwear inside the book when she brought it for marking. Miaka ni 35 nakwambia. Young teachers, You must tame your cocks. Apa nje si mcheso aki

@SomoinaKapeen x.com/i/status/20592…

Wanaiba watoto alafu? What do You think they do? Sio kitu new btw! It has always been about the children! Protect the Children!!!!

@Kibet_bull x.com/i/status/20592…

Al Jazeera is reporting that Safaricom is working with the government to conduct surveillance on Kenyans. The government knows everything about its critics, where they are traveling, and their plans. Kipchumba Murkomen once said that the government knows where politicians are and who they slept with.

@TheNairobiTimez x.com/i/status/20592…

Chaos erupted in Kayole after a woman confronted a fundi demanding the return of her KSh 500, which she had given him to buy materials for work. Reports indicate the woman later cancelled the job, accusing the fundi of delaying the work, but the man refused to refund the money, insisting he was still ready to deliver the service. The heated exchange attracted a crowd, with residents forced to intervene as the two exchanged bitter words in public. Watch 👇📽️

@ivymuthe @SheldonMwangi x.com/i/status/20592…

Father playing with son after negative DNA test

@georgediano x.com/i/status/20592…

Ayaaam telling you Omwami,, our chubby girl Wakavinye is still standing at the same spot, wearing a dust coat, seeing with her mouth wide open like a sundried fuluu, after witnessing her ex-hubby launching a new yellow yellow damsel like nothing ever happened between them! After our boy Njugush was shown dust mixed with pepe, he decided to focus on himself. He didn't waste time, alioga, akapiga lukuu na kurudi Soko at lightning speed. Normally For us Men, it takes six months to move on. But for this other gender, they heal at the crime scene, start dating the investigator, and marry the chief detective before the guy even finds his barakoa to Fight DUST particles. It's alleged that Wakavinye was already receiving high voltage electricity from his Nail technician while still in that thing called Mareej with Njugush. Utapata ata ni Njugush alikua anamdrop na kulipa za services,, yani our boy was funding his kugongewa. Aki women are Umena!😒 But because Mungu si Onyango, our boy nikama ameonekaniwa. And after years of struggling with operating a heavy duty machine, our boy Njugush will finally have backshots after 10yrs,,, Ni shangwe vifijo na nderemo. Online in-laws are very very happy. Lakini Kuna ka makosa kidogo pale, the young Gensii has a tattoo & at the men's conference, the late Mzee Kibor warned us against dating women with tattoos. But it seems Jugush has chosen to perish at the hands of a 5-star General, no retreat no surrender. If our boy isn't careful, this one will serve him even more character development god one. But anyhau, we are extremely happy for our boy Njugush, this is a good upgrade. Buana Wolverhampton is playing in the champions league. Hapa Wakavinye ni kuona na mdomo tu as she goes through Njugush’s new findiioos with her sanpanku eyes. Men need advice from njugush on how important backups are to address emergencies. Our boy is enjoying warmth in this cold season. Sikuizi Siri ni ku-date Gensii, pale ndio Kuna Raha na amani. Ata Mimi after being kicked out of my matrimonial home by the daughter of Agrippina, I decided to go for a young, fresh yellow yellow Gensii. Nowadays it's just hearing good during horizontal engineering as I glow in my 30s. Huyu wa saa hii hata Movies tunawatch Kwa Video call. Healing will be in a nursing home, kama mbaya mbaya. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember our boy Njugush as he tries to circumnavigate through that thing called Mareej Again. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@ktorott @BCherich Mki eka link make sure it is working kabla yaku anikia watu upus

@BCherich Don't be lied to, download and read the Finance Bill 2026 and understand it. Ignore alarmist, sensational posts. parliament.go.ke/sites/default/…

Your brother or sister in Australia sends you money to take care of your ailing mum or dad via MPESA. You smile with relief because at least medicine can be bought. At least hospital bills can be reduced. At least your parent can sleep without pain for another week.

@Sp__ke_ Mukundî

Wait until you hear how they call an addict person 😂😂😂