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It was SS3 third term, and we’d just written our last WASSCE paper that very day. We, the boys, were in our hostels partying and “changing it” for any junior who mildly tried to become a scapegoat that very day. But unbeknownst to us, the way the girls celebrated was wilder than we anticipated. While still awake at midnight, Nepa brought light, and from the boys’ hostel, some of us could see the fast circling of different colours as the fans rotated in our classroom. But we didn’t think much of it until the morning when the VP Academic (Obendo) called all the SS3 seniors, which was very unusual because that day was supposed to be a free day for all the SS3 seniors. As we were leaving the hostels with sleepy eyes after partying overnight and heading towards the admin block, we saw the atrocities in our classrooms: different colours of panties hanging from every ceiling fan from SS3A down to SS3E, both spoilt and unspoilt. Somebody just shouted, “This bannies don kill person!” 😂 And that was how they deboarded every SS3 senior, both boys and girls, and we had all come from very far places inside Abuja. 😂 The only option for restitution was to come with a parent and sign an undertaking that you wouldn’t do anything to harm the school until graduation, and that my friend was where the problem was. Some of us didn’t even have visitors during visiting days, not to mention an impromptu makeshift one. 😂 But I thank God for Chizoba and his mother, who that very day became the mother of 17 boys and 5 girls. She was so unfazed by the tackles of our VP Academic. They tried everything to sway her, but she stood her ground until she signed for all of us. Very whosky woman! 😂

@e_akanimo @_AsiwajuLerry Shey when ulcer wan kill me, If I shout lerry name the ulcer go stop. 😂

@_AsiwajuLerry @simplysympa shey you don hear... Flex your money bro

Remove 200K from your account and take yourself out this weekend, you’re not a furniture.

Some collaborations choose themselves. Some are conversations. This one… is destiny. Ego Na Nwaanyị Remix ft. Ijele Africa @2niteFlavour Out worldwide 🚀 obagomedia.fanlink.tv/EgoNaNwanyiRem…

Great sex is how you take even without wanting, asking or needing. They're held for life. Strong discipline might be the only reason why the factualities of Okafor’s Law are consistently discarded. There's a tinge of soft manipulation involved. Unintentional, but very much intended. “Fuck with her mind” is a phrase that echoes the puppetry. The mind is where the g-spot is.

You don’t need to ask. You should stop asking. How you know you’ve fucked with a girl’s mind is that, she goes out to fuck someone else and you’re the only one on her mind. You’re now the yardstick with which she measures sexual performance. She will be back. She will hate you for making her unable to enjoy sex with other people and have to come back to you to get her thrill, and she won’t be able to stop herself from fucking you. She might go ahead to date other men or even marry, but you’ll always own that pussy. Sometimes, the reason your babe is often “not in the mood” is that you’ve become a waste of body count, because you’re forever in competition with a man you’ll never know, and will never live up to the man that hold her mentally captive. A good sex for a man is still just a good sex. Variety is more important to men. A good sex for a woman is colonialism.

@Aloke_Matt @instablog9ja Calm down, you're rushing the stupidity. It's supposed to be used at intermittent intervals to cover the whole day. What are you going to use by noon? 🤦

Sometimes eh, its better to calm down, consult with your oblongata for long hours, and after you're sure of yourself, you can now drop your rebuttal attack. Do you want to go again, or you now understand that traditionalists are also part of the aforementioned religion? You have a strong point, you just have to put yourself together and go again. There is a loophole in my comment and I thought that was what most people would attack. But this your findings is of great unimportantance. 🤦

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@The_Nomad_44 @instablog9ja I'll like to indulge you. Make your case bro.

@simplysympa @instablog9ja Strawmanning religion here is wild ngl

Thank you for this update boss. My siblings will hear from me but that 'request granted' smile at the other end of the phone will be very far from them. I wish them all the best sha in all the other theatrics they will create to try and empty my pockets. May the best actor win. ✌ PS_ One of the best promotional videos on the TL in recent times. Superb work @the_Lawrenz 👏

Thank you for this update boss. My siblings will hear from me but that 'request granted' smile at the other end of the phone will be very far from them. I wish them all the best sha in all the other theatrics they will create to try and empty my pockets. May the best actor win. ✌

POV : You’re a big brother living ‘in the abroad’.

How far @victorosimhen9, you no go like chop better ofeakwu and banging white rice? Respond to thus ASAP.

@MarinatedTurks Songs that have lyrically meaning and flavoured generously with a good sound will always shake my core. Then I will gladly allow it to upend me when spoken in the igbo dialect. This was well written. 👏

I am obsessed with this sound🥹🥹🥹

Religion was oversold to Africans, coupled with the fact that it was a continent still suffering from immense impoverishment and very ignorant of its own grand properties. The result of the psychological meeting of these two at that particular time is what we're witnessing today. We are so ignorant that, even in the presence of what science has logically made possible, we will choose to discard its simplicity and gladly embrace the probability of spirituality. This is a type of arrogant insanity that is novel, and it does not carry the obvious dramatism of the usual bedlamite, which makes it harder to be recognised. Most times, even, it is deceptively cloaked with a crisp accent, a knowledgeable façade, and an academically sound background, with a long range of awards to generously back the deception. We are one lost people, very far from our own destiny. 🤦

This is by far the best Nigerian home that I have seen on any social media! Dear Lagos developers, can we stop building boring white boxes with no greenery, and take a cue from Kehinde Wiley here? I take God beg una!

FASHION 101 FOR MEN ‼️‼️ 1. You can’t wear more than 3 colors. 2. Native wears don’t go with laced shoes. 3. You have no business wearing Akara pants with a polo. 4. Your Belt must match your shoes. 5. Wearing Sneakers with a formal wear. 6. Dressing without considering occasion. 7. Mismatch of colors.

To everyone talking to themselves, don't worry, you're not mad. 😁😬 It's just a sign of growth which equals maturity and Nigeria especially has a way of making you grow faster than your age with frustration. Enjoy the ride! ✌

There’s this confidence that comes with having your own money.

@Bukolababii I just tried to play this picture. 😫

Perfect swallow for this ???

@Bukolababii E no go pass deeper life

I too love this church

If I survive tonight, tomorrow's already waging war against me. It's nothing new. I'm already a kin to the chaos, a kid to the throes, and a king to dethrone. I'm worthwhile, I'm worth the warfare. Bring it on!!! ⚔ 💪