@janesmitish if a video about a game is titled "a retrospective", there is a 99% chance you are about to waste an hour of your time listening to some loser whine about a game with no meaningful commentary or analysis
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kuribo
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this is like 95% of video essays on games now
nobody with a big platform has anything to say about the games, they just recite the history and go over game mechanics
Sean // Hear Tell of Hauntings🥀@sean_gause
> hour long video essay "analysis" of a game I enjoy > look inside > just a summary of the events of the game
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@RecoillessJ @Variety anonymous: meaning literally anyone could have faked it. lol
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@Variety he did an anonymous AMA on reddit and people figured it out it was him. he said bryan cranston showered with him naked among other things.
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Jane Kaczmarek says Erik Per Sullivan was offered "buckets of money" to return as Dewey in the "Malcolm in the Middle" revival:
“He’s studying Dickens and is an incredible student – they offered him buckets of money to come back, and he just said: ‘No thank you’.”
variety.com/2026/tv/news/m…
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@palewoven giving all my miis the stomach staple quirk so I don't have to spend money on food
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@podrace_EXPLODE "woahh...... what....... IS this place?........."
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@GamingKtalan @SOTSPodcast Words from someone who does not listen to their music
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Josh Dun (Twenty One Pilots) shares gruesome new photo from after the band's performance last night.
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@RebelTaxi If your group reaches 100 enemies downed, Falco shows you a secret hard path
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“Kids deserve better movies”
Said by adults who absolutely, 100% do not have and or never had movies they like that aren’t good but don’t rise anywhere above being dumb fun.
If adults can have those, then kids can have them too.
lil@lilifying
kids deserve better movies 100% but in my theater all the kids loved the galaxy movie it was sweet to see they all laughed and cheered whenever shit happened a bunch of kids had mario n luigi masks on like i dunno it's nice they liked the movie u shouldnt take that from them
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@skelsoup70 friend morphing into dead hometown citizens to torment their families
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@DragoonC89 Both have insufferable, corny ass needle drops that ruin scenes.
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Fans of Invincible do NOT deserve a better product
Kampa🧩@MugenKampaWorks
Fans of Invincible and Mario when you suggest that they deserve a better product
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@prettymarykelly This bit kills me. I love how completely disinterested the rest of the gang looks
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Luigi should still talk in complete sentences, and, in fact, be played by Charlie Day. He has no idea why Mario is like this, but he loves him.
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“Illumination’s the perfect studio for Mario” no sorry it’s actually Aardman. Make Mario a little plasticine weirdo who communicates exclusively in “wahoos” and “lets-a-gos,” base the world/story on TTYD w/ claymation gags instead of paper, and baby, you got an actual film going.
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Why r people denying asriel = ralsei in 2026 as if castle town theme isnt Literally called “field of hopes and dreams” omg deltarune fandom vs reading challenge
︎ward@dtasriel
@urinsid3s Thats kris’s brother btw ralsei is asriel’s dust
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@noxxlyte @SmokeyMcC Nova seems like the type of guy to watch jeffy videos and laugh and slap his big jolly belly
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@SmokeyMcC Who could have guessed that eating fast food 5 times a day, never leaving your house, not taking care of your personal hygeine, and never exercising would affect your physical wellbeing.... this surely needs to be studied
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@Tarzon_e @clarisselou And you think that's more embarassing than enjoying a kids movie?
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THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE is more proof “nostalgia” now consists purely of reassuring adults their childhoods were important & cool
independent.co.uk/arts-entertain…
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@skittybitty_yt I think you ran out of meaningful things to say about this game about 2 years ago
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sure the zonai building has no gameplay or story application and feels like an afterthought grafted thoughtlessly onto botw's handcrafted world, but it also took up so much development time that they couldn't make a game better than botw, which was like a 7/10
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@NewGuyFloyde69 @skittybitty_yt @BrightShieldSol How does someone complain that Botw and Totk are just "big empty fields with nothing to do" and then turn around and glaze windwaker? The ocean in that game is full of nothing, nothing and more nothing
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@skittybitty_yt @BrightShieldSol Meanwhile you LOVE Wind Waker even though it was an awful-selling game with a dogshit art style and nothing to do within game. Just shut the fuck up.
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