Stephen

This is where I tweet from.

If you schedule a meeting with me during lunch you can expect me to look like this the whole time.

Daylight isn't for America to save. We have to give it back to the sun so it can be shared equally.

Hanging out with me is like eating chick-fil-a, but the calories don't count.

I let everyone know in my company's all-hands slack channel that X algo is back and they can all log back in now. Apparently that wasn't "what this channel is used for"...ok Jessica from the People Group, did I ask you??

@zeta_globin I don't, if that helps.

why on earth do people fish in the hudson and east tidal strait

@nikitabier @vibhu Woops

@vibhu There are a few user groups that misused Following as a way to promote their accounts (See: Crypto) with no intent to actually engage with or read the account’s content. Their Timelines are now destroyed beyond all recognition.

@ad0rnai Sensing a pattern growing.

Tuesday.

@GetMentalWealth Not uncommon I hear 😭

these sentences remind me of my friend who fell in love with a stripper

@hopes_revenge Well shucks

it’s extremely important to cultivate a network of patronage on this app . eventually, the sun sets

@isabellle Makes sense, cause the story was about your dad and all.

i was explaining to someone how my dad would on occasion get to work by taking our boat from westchester to manhattan and he said “people do that?” and i said “no, but my dad did”

@fuckpoasting Finally, something I understand.

i yearn in a more niche and esoteric way than you, you wouldn’t get it

@Helloimmorgan Yes. I have to go click on profiles I follow to see real content.

What if people don’t have mutuals do they just see this

@johnny_danziel Someone likes to live a little.

stumbled upon an electric trio of bumper stickers today

@tszzl Risky business

damn this was a risky ad

"This is amazing, the 𝕏 algo is showing everyone's posts to all their moots! I'm gunna be so back." 𝕏:

@madsf88 Rude

they say "sales teaches you rejection". clearly these people have never been ghosted by their situationship.

@primusv1 Feels so good.

That’s how it feels

Not all you guys. You know, just those other ones.

I can't go to SF cause I'd be hanging out and then someone would check if I was following them and then when I looked them up they'd see I have them muted.

@Breaking911 LFG!!

BREAKING: The House has passed legislation to make Daylight Saving Time permanent nationwide, ending the twice-a-year clock changes by a 308-117 vote. Backed by President Trump, the bill now heads to the Senate. If approved and signed into law, Americans would no longer have to change their clocks.