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@EmmyQueen93 Should've come to me instead of going to work babe

@SkyNews It's not like he's going to get up on the podium and tell the entire world it was a fucking failure is he.

BREAKING: 'This World Cup has exceeded all expectations' Speaking alongside Donald Trump, FIFA president, Gianni Infantino, has praised the success of this year's World Cup, saying America has 'welcomed the world' for the tournament Read more: trib.al/4UY7X3q

@EmmyQueen93 Sweet lil ass babe

I think they need oil and a cock

@relevantbabes Would love to fuck that whores tits

Holy mog

@arf84648947 If their too stupid to be an American cop they need to go back to Kindergarten.

@rbisrb Nothing wrong with being stupid, the problem is when you stop trying to educate yourself.

Fun Fact of the Day...

@EmmyQueen93 To be fair, it'll be kinda awkward and difficult to fuck your stomach and nose. I'm happy to give it a try though

@BlackLabelAdvsr Yeah Americans hate football that's why y'all won't shut the fuck up about it and keep writing paragraphs about it. And y'all actually think the world cares. We prefer it without America most things are better without America.

Soccer will never be popular in the USA. What we’re seeing with the World Cup is nothing more than a fad. Within months we will be addicted to the NBA and NFL again. Those are real sports. Here’s why: - Soccer isn’t nearly violent enough. - There’s way too much whining. You’ve seen the fake injuries every five seconds. So freaking annoying. - The refs and rules seem incredibly arbitrary. Some of them are obviously paid off. Zero trust. -Scoring takes wayyyyyyy too long. -Penalty kicks are asinine. Way too easy. In other words, soccer is a wimpy faux sport. You can hate me for saying this but you know it’s the truth. I’m done with the World Cup. First, they took Portugal from me. Then the USA. The last straw was Haaland. Back to normal life! Won’t watch another game of soccer until 2030.

@OfMckailson @melisizm0 Bro try getting the answer right before you start cussing ppl out. The answer is 0. 100-10=90 90-20=70 70-30=40 40-40=0 "second grade pattern recognition" he says while failing to recognise the pattern 😂😂😂

@melisizm0 It’s ten you dumb bitch

bunu çözersen, matematik bilgin çok yüksektir. soru işareti yerine hangi sayı gelmeli?

@ohhanxiety Let him know my kids have all grown up and moved out.

What would you do if this man was outside your door at 2AM

@EmmyQueen93 Last night was a joke, trying not to think about it.

@EmmyQueen93 Bootiful baby

@barry11032020 @NothernWil60008 @harrypotte3wte Seriously, learn to think for yourself instead of parroting the words of an Orange pedo. Some of those weren't even at fucking at to begin with and the Kosovo war ended almost 30 years ago. You would know they if you weren't retarded.

@NothernWil60008 @harrypotte3wte Armenia and Azerbaijan – August 2025 Cambodia and Thailand – July 2025 Democratic Republic of Congo and Rwanda – June 2025 Ethiopia and Egypt – June 2025 India and Pakistan – May 2025 Serbia and Kosovo – 2020 (First Term)

@omoopee_ @Cool_Ustaz Don't forget the fact that his arm is by his side in a natural position not extended in a way that makes him unnaturally larger

@Cool_Ustaz Learn the IFAB rules before crying robbery. Rules experts confirmed the ball hit Lamine Yamal’s sleeve line, which is NOT a punishable handball offense. Meanwhile, Digne literally kicked right through him in the box. Clear penalty, zero debate. Cry more.

Handball before the foul. VAR asleep again. France were robbed! 🚨🇫🇷

@GBC_Press Crazy how he seems to have a very good relationship with all the dictators, he's prob trying to learn from them.

🇺🇸🇯🇵🇰🇷 ​Trump: ​"South Korea didn't help us, Australia didn't help us, Japan didn't help us. ​We have 50,000 troops in Japan and 45,000 troops in South Korea to protect them from Kim Jong-un, with whom I have a very good relationship."

@01splcheck @GBC_Press OK, let them be, doesn't mean everybody who talk about it is communist. But then you're American so you orb don't realise that. Plus rather a communist than support a fucking orange paedo rapist predator, who can barely pass a cognitive test for apes.

@GBC_Press Communists are obsessed with Epstein.

🇺🇸 Trump: ​"I am not speaking with Spain, they are a waste of time. I want them to leave NATO, let's cut all ties and impose sanctions..." ​🇪🇸 Sánchez: "Stay away from us. Instead of picking a fight with us, explain your own relationship with Epstein."

@HQmindd I'll add that the definition of an atheist is someone who believes in no gods. Believing in one god isn't the same as believing in none.

@HQmindd I disagree. If a crime is committed and there are 10,000 suspects, the detective who eliminates 9,999 of them and arrests the last one has a fundamentally different view of the crime than the detective who concludes no crime ever took place. They're not the same

You don't believe in 9,999 of the gods humanity has worshiped throughout history, making you an atheist toward all of them. Atheists just reject the 10,000th one too

@chasedownleads That would be the dumbest thing ever. Thanks for saving the business 10k he's a 3k bonus

Got a new job.